Status: Rated 'R' for strong language

Versus

Zombies: A fictional monster, usually a reanimated human corpse, they hunger for human flesh.

Unicorns: "The unicorn is the only fabulous beast that does not seem to have been conceived out of human fears. In even the earliest references he is fierce yet good, selfless yet solitary, but always mysteriously beautiful."
-Marianna Mayer

Mermaids: Aquatic creature with a female human head and torso and the tail of a fish. Mermaids have a broad representation in folklore, literature, and popular culture.

Griffins: A legendary creature with the body of a lion and the head and wings of an eagle.

We, Sheikara and baka-no-saru, have decided to see which is better. Zombies and Mermaids (baka-no-saru) or Unicorns and Griffins (Sheikara).

This shall be an epic of epic epicness in epic proportions! It will grow and evolve like a pokemon! Like sex, it will climax (or at least we've heard it does)!

The battle royal of Teams Unicorn, Zombie, Mermaid, and Griffin has officially begun!
  1. Initial Arguments
  2. The Prancing Unicorn
    SHING! Sparkle, sparkle
  3. Zombus Atomicus
    GRAAAAIIIINSSSS!
  4. One Quick Question
    Because I'm truly curious
  5. Taste
  6. Majestic Man-Slaughter