Only Shooting Stars Break the Mold

Once upon a time time was a lovely prince. He had an enchantment upon him of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. He was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing Dragon called Ray. Many brave knights had attempted to free him from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. He waited in Ray's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for his true love and true love's first kiss... Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of shit.