Never Mind The Buzzcocks

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Jesus of Suburbia.
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January 23rd, 2009 at 01:32pm
Noel: Don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow!
Simon: With a pair of scissors made of glitter?
Noel: No, with a motorbike made of jealousy!

Oh, Noel Fielding knows how to make you pay x]
the pixies.
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January 23rd, 2009 at 02:28pm
I've recently been watching loads of episodes of this on youtube and other sites...

I wish Simon wasn't gay :(
Jesus of Suburbia.
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January 23rd, 2009 at 10:37pm
^ I'm guessing you wish Simon wasn't gay.
And I have to ask, why on earth do you wish that?
It suer as heck doesn't make any difference to you or anyone else who thinks he's cute, funny, charming etc or whatever.
Him being gay, doesn't hinder you or anyone else anymore than him not being gay.
He's out of reach anyway, weather he's gay/married/or dead!

I really get annoyed when people say that, because he's who he is, and saying you wish he wasn't, is an insult to him!
Lestat
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January 25th, 2009 at 03:20pm
^ She wasn't insulting the fact that he's gay. . . it just diminishes the dream a little more :tehe:
Brand New Eyes.
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January 25th, 2009 at 03:32pm
Dr. Spencer Reid:
Noel: Don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow!
Simon: With a pair of scissors made of glitter?
Noel: No, with a motorbike made of jealousy!

Oh, Noel Fielding knows how to make you pay x]
I've been going round telling people he says 'No, a motorbike made of Jellotine!'

>.< damn.
Jesus of Suburbia.
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January 25th, 2009 at 04:56pm
Lestat:
^ She wasn't insulting the fact that he's gay. . . it just diminishes the dream a little more :tehe:
That's as good as insulting it.
Like I said, it doesn't diminish anything.
No one in this thread would have a chanse anyway even if he went for girls.
Jesus of Suburbia.
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January 25th, 2009 at 04:57pm
Paper Tigers.:
Dr. Spencer Reid:
Noel: Don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow!
Simon: With a pair of scissors made of glitter?
Noel: No, with a motorbike made of jealousy!

Oh, Noel Fielding knows how to make you pay x]
I've been going round telling people he says 'No, a motorbike made of Jellotine!'

>.< damn.
:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao
Oh, I can't stop laughing x']

You'll have to go around to all of those people and tell them the correct version now :file:
Brand New Eyes.
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January 25th, 2009 at 05:38pm
^ yeah, probably .
elizabeth gaskell
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January 26th, 2009 at 10:09pm
Simon Amstell makes my life.
Brand New Eyes.
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January 27th, 2009 at 08:16pm
Bloodraine:
Simon Amstell makes my life.
Agreed. Full stop. :XD
the pixies.
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January 27th, 2009 at 08:52pm
Dr. Spencer Reid:
Paper Tigers.:
Dr. Spencer Reid:
Noel: Don't make me cut the stuffing out of your pillow!
Simon: With a pair of scissors made of glitter?
Noel: No, with a motorbike made of jealousy!

Oh, Noel Fielding knows how to make you pay x]
I've been going round telling people he says 'No, a motorbike made of Jellotine!'

>.< damn.
:lmfao :lmfao :lmfao :lmfao
Oh, I can't stop laughing x']

You'll have to go around to all of those people and tell them the correct version now :file:
:tehe: Although a motorbike made of Jellotine would be pretty cool :XD
Jesus of Suburbia.
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January 28th, 2009 at 09:42am
^ Nah, Jealousy is much better :file:
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the pixies.
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January 28th, 2009 at 10:00pm
^ They're both pretty cool though.
Brand New Eyes.
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January 29th, 2009 at 08:27am
What ever happened to motobikes made of metal like they were meant to be made out of!!
:omfg:

....Ok, I'll stop being a party pooper now :shifty

By the way, I never guessed Simon was actually gay! It really surprised me! I think it's kind of cute, he's so pretty. :cute:
Elegant Rubble
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March 1st, 2009 at 11:56pm
I thought it was gellatine as well

I guess I'll just need to go watch the episode again and listen carefully
Big Maggie.
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April 26th, 2009 at 08:20pm
No way..Simon's leaving it..

Have to say that I kinda preferred it a lot more with Simon than with Mark.
Mina Harker:
Who saw the one with Matt Schlutz and Stephen Fry on. OMFG. I pissed myself laughing... and I love Cage The Elephent. Don't you think that Matt looked like Andy Warhol?
I loved that one. Yeah, he did look like him a bit..! I love Matt with his blonde hair..
elizabeth gaskell
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April 26th, 2009 at 09:29pm
Gutted tbh ;(
Although it won't be a bad thing as long as I still get lots of Amstell. I don't care what form it's in. Although, much as I adored him live, he wasn't as funny as he is on NMTB. Still, if he's doing more live shows, it's not all bad.

I think he should guest host on HIGNFY please. Although it probably won't ever happen.
Mrs Carpetlegs
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May 2nd, 2009 at 02:13pm
It won't be the same without Simon, mind you I thought the same when Mark left, at least Noel Feilding is going to be a perminant fixture.
England's Dreaming
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October 1st, 2009 at 04:16am
Since I live in America, I can only watch NMTB on the internet. Still, it's a pretty kickass show. I love the one with Josh Groben.

I also love Noel Fielding.
Elegant Rubble
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October 9th, 2009 at 10:06pm
So, what do people make of the new series?