Breaking Dawn

Matthew Sanders.:

I liked the honeymoon part, and I found the bit where Edward ripped the pillow and took chunks out of the bed very... um...
.

That was hilarious. I wished Stephenie would have written a bit more detail into that part, so they're like, you know, doing it, and Bella's all "WTF why the hell are you ripping apart the furniture?!"

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Crookshanks:

Matthew Sanders.:

I liked the honeymoon part, and I found the bit where Edward ripped the pillow and took chunks out of the bed very... um...
.

That was hilarious. I wished Stephenie would have written a bit more detail into that part, so they're like, you know, doing it, and Bella's all "WTF why the hell are you ripping apart the furniture?!"

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That would be so hilarious!

Man I can just imagine if she's writted that scene... XD

That whole part...correct me if I'm wrong, I'm a virgin, but, like...for that to work at all, she would have had to have shown no signs of enjoying it, and then she would have had to keel over dead asleep afterwards so they could talk about it. And then the next day, he's not even like, "Are you okay?" He's just like, "Arg, I'm a monster!" It's just like...what?

*Young ones, avert your eyes*

And I feel like it would be pretty easy to prove she's not lying. Like, just make out, and then stick his hand down your pants, "Ha! I'm aroused." "Oh, my mistake. Let's fuck!" Problem solved.

Also...Bella can't name babies for shit.

That whole part...correct me if I'm wrong, I'm a virgin, but, like...for that to work at all, she would have had to have shown no signs of enjoying it, and then she would have had to keel over dead asleep afterwards so they could talk about it. And then the next day, he's not even like, "Are you okay?" He's just like, "Arg, I'm a monster!" It's just like...what?

*Young ones, avert your eyes*

And I feel like it would be pretty easy to prove she's not lying. Like, just make out, and then stick his hand down your pants, "Ha! I'm aroused." "Oh, my mistake. Let's fuck!" Problem solved.

Also...Bella can't name babies for shit.

CoolinaCUP:

Also...Bella can't name babies for shit.

true that. renesmee? i mean talk about longest name ever. how could someone NOT come up with a nickname. Nessie was a cute nickname. i dont get why she freaked out.

Nick Jonas:

CoolinaCUP:

Also...Bella can't name babies for shit.

true that. renesmee? i mean talk about longest name ever. how could someone NOT come up with a nickname. Nessie was a cute nickname. i dont get why she freaked out.

Renesmee is a mouthful, but Nessie is a hideous nickname. If I was her I'd be kinda miffed too because I mean, she named her child that name for a reason. If she wanted her to be called Nessie, she would have named her Nessie. But anywoo...

Okay, so I finished Breaking Dawn last night, and here is what I think of it:

I didn't like it as much as the first three, but it was still good. I also liked the second half of Bella's point of view better than the first one. (The half where she's a vampire.) It seemed liked once she was finally turned, she finally had an oppinion and did things her way. One thing that bugged, and Jacob pointed out in his section, is that Edward does whatever Bella wants, even if it may kill her.

Over all, I think it was very well written. I love Stephanie Meyer's writing style, and I think she tied up all of the loose ends very well. =]

Okay, as much as I love the series, it's pretty much played out. You wouldn't believe how many times I read each book when I was in my "obsessed" phase, and now when I try to read the first three, I can't. I don't know, maybe it's because I know how it's going to turn out or because her writing style is so different from what I've been reading lately.

In fact, I love the last book the most, it's a change from her gasping every five minutes at how beautiful he was and junk. Or, maybe it was just the different perspectives and 'something new' feel to it. Her writing style is simple, and I love that, but I can't help but think her stories have ruined the perspective of vampires everywhere. ):

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All in all, I thought that it was a great book. However, Bella never died. I was really hoping she'd die, she's an ungrateful bitch who Edward really doesn't need. Plus, since he has a daughter now he might have not killed himself!

So I finished it, it was okay, but I wouldn't read it again.

Okay, I was all anticipated and stuff to read Breaking Dawn.

I personally wished it ended in Eclipse, or had a better ending.

I mean, for one, too much happens. Really. And it's not as sweet and romantic as the other books when they're married with a kid, with a stupid name. And I loved the triangle between Bella, Edward, and Jacob, and then they shove Jacob aside and hook him up with their daughter. I would've rather had Jacob/Leah together. I mean, he gets screwed over so many times, give him a break.

And Bella is a bitch as a vampire. I would've rather she become a vampire at the very end. Totally ruins the whole point of the story. I love Bella and Edward together, but whenever they were together in this book it was all sexual. It all seemed shallow. And I can't get over Jacob being like Bella's son. Ew.

I sound pretty mean now trashing the book. I mean, I loved the series, it's just, it didn't seem to end write. :c

I loved the book. I'm currently reading it again.

I know it seemed like Stephenie was rushing things along and trying to get her changed fast, but I liked it. I was happy about the situation she put Bella in so that she didn't really have a choice to be changed instead of her waiting it out and told about her going to college and all that crap.

I loved the relationship that Edward, Bella, and Jacob had. I cried when Edward called Jacob his son and all that stuff. I thought it fit perfectly that Jacob imprinted on their daughter.

We all have opinions I suppose

I did think it was okay, I just wish that the ending was better.
It would have been much better if the fight with the Voultori had've happened, imo.

The Motorcycle Boy.:

i still don't get why jacob couldn't have ended up with bella or leah. honnestly, i would have been happier if he had ended up with seth or emmet instead. the whole idea of reneesme just pisses me off, and i especially hate how jacob imprints on her. reaallly, i thought the quil thing was creepy enough.
the werewolves are like...serial pedophiles. ahhaaa

I agree with you completley.
Also, I thought the sexual tension was part of what made the first three books good. So after they had had sex, it lost that whole element.