Website: Omegle.com

Well I don't know about anyone else but I've had some pretty funny conversations on this site.
So I just wondered if other people do to.

this is on of the best ones I've had of late:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Are you terry?
Stranger: From accounting
You: No, are you John?
Stranger: YES
You: OMGZZZZ
Stranger: How did you know that
Stranger: Seriously
You: Psycic man
Stranger: COOL
Stranger: can you tell me my future
You: I'll try
Stranger: Ok
You: Hold on
You: I'm getting a picture
Stranger: What is it
You: A wedding
Stranger: With me?!
You: Yes
Stranger: Who is the bride
You: Your marrying a man, gay marriage is legalised
Stranger: I am gay?!!?!?
You: yes you are
Stranger: But what about my girlfriend sarah
You: no You marry a tall Indian named hsjkksx
Stranger: Is he indian
Stranger: Cause i hate indians
Stranger: YOUR A PHONY
You: shut up!
Stranger: you lied to me!
Stranger: And to think i could trust people on the internet
You: Now I see you dead
You: I killed you
Stranger: HOw
You: axe
Stranger: >_>
Stranger: Were is my axe in my garage?!\
Stranger: O SHIT
You: No had this axe made to kill you
Stranger: Were are you?
You: I think the real question is were are YOU!
Stranger: You will never know....
You: I ALREADY KNOW
You: I WORK WITH YOU, IDIOT!
Stranger: TERRY?
You: MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHA
You: IT IS I TERRY
Stranger: I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU
Stranger: After all i am cheating on my girlfriend with YOU!
You: keep your enemies closer FOOL!
Stranger: YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

So post away, or just talk about the site and the weirdos that you come across. (:

You get some idiots who want "cam2cam" etc, but sometimes you come across someone pretty cool x]

Oh, my God. I have come across some serious assholes on the website. :XD

I fucking love this website. :file:

I've been on there once.
It was pretty cool I guess.
Except the person I was having a conversation with was pretty boring, so I left :XD
But I love their slogan, 'Talk To Strangers.'

Also Note; omegle.tumblr.com

:tehe:

I always get told i sound like a hot women on that site hahaha these site is pervy :lmfao

You: I wish I was your homework, so I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

A lot of people are complete perverts on there...but it's entertaining. :weird

I've met a few really great people on there.

That site is such comic gold :lmfao.

Probably the most productive convo I've had (other than when I totally found my BFF! :brightside:)

You: MUSE
Stranger: Laura?
You: MUSE
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: LAURA
Stranger: Laura
You: MUSE
You: =D
Stranger: laura
You: =D
Stranger: laura
You: MUSE
You: MUSE
You: MUSE
You: MUSE
Stranger: laura
Stranger: laura
Stranger: sl;kdfjasdf
You: MUSE
Stranger: df
Stranger: sda
Stranger: fdsa
Stranger: fsd
You: MUSE
Stranger: f
Stranger: sdf
Stranger: sdf
You: MUSE
Stranger: sd
Stranger: fsd
You: MUSE
Stranger: fsad
Stranger: fsd
You: MU
Stranger: f
Stranger: sdf
Stranger: sdf
Stranger: sdf
You: MUSE
Stranger: sd
Stranger: f
Stranger: sadf
Stranger: dsf
You: MUSE
Stranger: sdaf
Stranger: dsf
You: MUSE
Stranger: sda
Stranger: fdas
Stranger: fd
Stranger: sf
Stranger: sdf
You: SEMUS
Stranger: adf
Stranger: sdf
Stranger: gf
Stranger: hgf
Stranger: hgf
You: MUSE
Stranger: h
Stranger: gfh
You: MUSE
Stranger: gfh
Stranger: gfh
You: MUSE
Stranger: jgf
Stranger: hgf
Stranger: hgf
You: MUSE
Stranger: h
Stranger: gfh
You: MUSE
Stranger: gfhfd
Stranger: hfg
Stranger: h
You: MUSE
Stranger: fh
You: MUSE
Stranger: fh
Stranger: fgh
Stranger: fgh
Stranger: fg
You: MUSE
Stranger: hf
Stranger: gh
Stranger: fh
You: MUSE
Stranger: fghfg
Stranger: gh
Stranger: hf
Stranger: fh
Stranger: fgh
Stranger: jgfh
Stranger: fghgh
Stranger: gfhgf
Stranger: gfh
Stranger: hd
Stranger: fhdfhd
You: I'M ACTUALLY A HEMAPHRODITE
Stranger: hd
Stranger: fh
Stranger: d
Stranger: hfd
You: MUSE
Stranger: h
Stranger: g
Stranger: fh
You: MUSE
Stranger: df
Stranger: hfg
You: MUSE
Stranger: h
Stranger: fgh
You: MUSE
Stranger: fgdh
Stranger: fgh
Stranger: gdh
Stranger: dh
Stranger: gh
Stranger: fgh
Stranger: fd
Stranger: hgd
Stranger: hg
Stranger: hdg
Stranger: h
Stranger: dfh
Stranger: gfh
Stranger: df
Stranger: h
Stranger: gd
Stranger: h
Stranger: dgh
Stranger: dfh
Stranger: h
Stranger: dfh
Stranger: dfh
Stranger: fdh
Stranger: gfh
Stranger: h
Stranger: dgh
Stranger: gfdh
Stranger: fdh
Stranger: dfh
Stranger: fdgh
Stranger: fgh
Stranger: fdh
You have disconnected.

:tehe:

Amazing website. :lmfao

SUHPRIZE BUTTSECKS?!?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: male or female
You: i have a penis. and a vagina.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

:lmfao

Bells.:

You: I wish I was your homework, so I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh my god, that's genius :lmfao

of montreal.:

I fucking love this website. :file:

I agree :weird

I prefer reading other people's omegle convos than actually going on there myself. x]

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey there i'm a male with webcam looking for a horny female
You: are you? bugger off then.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

well, that was atrocious. moving on!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: greetings.
Stranger: hello there
Stranger: how's life?
You: it's alright.
Stranger: glad to hear it.
You: yep. but being a teenager can suck, y'know?
Stranger: Yeah, being an adult can suck too.
You: that's what I hear.
Stranger: While being a teenager it may suck all the time, when you become an adult - you normally do fine. But things creep up on you.
Stranger: Sorry to say it, but I don't think it ever ends.
You: ouch. good to know, though.
Stranger: Yeah, as I said, sorry.
Stranger: Life is mostly okay/good when you're an adult. But it can really hit back at you sometimes.
Stranger: And hell, I'm not particually old. Only 21.
You: gotcha. i'm 15.
Stranger: So what sucks for you right now?
You: I don't really have any friends...
Stranger: No?
Stranger: 15 is a tough age.
Stranger: I'm sure you have some people there for you.
You: a few. i'm glad of that.
Stranger: They'll stick by you, you'll be fine. Really.
Stranger: Are you male or female, if you don't mind me asking?
You: i'm a girl. and thanks for the reasurrance.
Stranger: I think maybe it's harder for girls than it is for boys.
Stranger: But you'll get through it all just fine - I know it's tough.
Stranger: But persevere and enjoy yourself; and remember that this is all just a tiny portion of your lifetime - things you do now are generally inconsequential.
You: thank you!
Stranger: Yeah, it's no big deal.
You: i'm glad to be assured as such.
Stranger: Well I'm glad if I've been able to help somehow. You never find that people explain these kind of things to you when you're younger.
Stranger: If I could have gone back to school with the knowledge I have now, I would have done things a whole lot differently.
You: I hear that an awful lot; mostly from my parents.
Stranger: You got cool parents?
You: mom's okay but my dad's great.
Stranger: Well, that's good. I had good parents too, they helped me out a lot.
Stranger: You like school?
You: yeah, i'm in home school but getting ready to go back to regular high school soon.
Stranger: Oh, I see! How's that working out for you?
You: it's going great! i'm on art and algebra now.
You: i've got to go, see ya later.
Stranger: See ya
Stranger: Good luck.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

aww, what a nice guy.

I'm only here thanks to Omegle, so I'd say it's done some good. I think the funniest one I've had so far was when I met someone who was pasting a first message. So was I:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Shit! Shit! Shit!
Stranger: i feel like the cup in two girls one cup
Stranger: exactly!!!
You: ROFL
You: that was amazing
Stranger: fucking amazing
You: this one's definitely getting downloaded when we're done...
Stranger: hahahaa nice
Stranger: i hope you have fun
You: you too
You have disconnected.

Oh copy/paste, you provide so much entertainment.

My favorite conversation ~

Stranger: Deutch?
You: Nein.