josierawwwrr
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Age: 15
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Points: 100 | November 6th, 2009 at 07:41am Parody of Twilight. Nightlight is written by the Harvard Lampoon.
"About three things I was absolutely certain.
First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe.
Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead.
And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.
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And thus Belle Goose falls in love with the mysterious and sparkly Edwart Mullen in the Harvard Lampoon's hilarious send-up.
Pale and klutzy, Belle arrived in Switchblade, Oregon, looking for adventure, or at least an undead classmate. She soon discovers Edwart, a super-hot computer need with zero interest in girls. After witnessing a number of strange events - Edwart leaves his chips untouched at lunch! Edwart saved her from a flying snowball! - Belle has a dramatic revelation: Edwart is a vampire. But how can she convince Edwart to bite her and transform her into his eternal bride, especially when he seems to find girls so repulsive?
Complete with romance, danger, insurficient parental guardianship, creepy stalkerlike behaviour, and a vampire prom, Nightlight is the uproarious tale of a vampire-obsessed girl, looking for love in all the wrong places."
Hahah anyone read it at all? |
rollergirl.
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Age: 88
Gender: Female
Points: 100 | November 7th, 2009 at 08:37am I really want to read this.  |
Tre Cool
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Age: 18
Gender: Female
Points: 100 | November 7th, 2009 at 10:06am I want to read this so bad. Where can I find it? |
josierawwwrr
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Age: 15
Gender: Female
Points: 100 | November 7th, 2009 at 12:51pm I bought it at Target, if you live in Australia. >___<
It's so good hahhaha. |
spiritual advisor.
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Age: 13
Gender: Female | November 7th, 2009 at 02:41pm  I need to read this. |
Tre Cool
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Age: 18
Gender: Female
Points: 100 | November 7th, 2009 at 08:20pm I live in the US. I think it'll still be in Target...or maybe not. |
ipod lover
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Age: 14
Gender: Female
Points: 100 | November 8th, 2009 at 05:34am I wanna read this! I MUST read this. |
budgie
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Age: 19
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Points: 100 | November 10th, 2009 at 02:16pm I really really want to read this  A visit to Target is in order, methinks. |
Siriano;
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Age: 15
Gender: Female
Points: 100 | November 11th, 2009 at 01:44am Want. |
rollergirl.
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Age: 88
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Points: 100 | November 12th, 2009 at 08:02am - josierawwwrr:
- I bought it at Target, if you live in Australia. >___<
It's so good hahhaha.
Ok, I'm going to Target right now.  |
amywentz;
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Age: 16
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Points: 100 | November 16th, 2009 at 08:43am If it's not at Target, I saw it at Borders today and Angus & Robertson....because I frequent bookstores hunting for a good read. (: |
Joey Jordison
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Age: 16
Gender: Female | November 21st, 2009 at 08:17pm I bought this today. I've yet to stop laughing at just how amazing it is Best. Parody. Ever. |
