[9] Edgar Allan Poe Just Threw Up On Me.
Holy crap.
I'm writing the weirdest short stories ever.
I had a nightmare about one of my own short stories last night.
That's screwed up.
I'll probably end up posting them up here, I guess.
I'm hoping to put them all together and have them published as a compilation.
ABSINTHE & Other Short Stories.
Some of the ones I've already got done are titled:
"Absinthe"; "Beady Eyes"; "Her Majesty In Failureland"; "And He Screamed 'Daylight!'"; "Time of the Cows"; "Genocide Butterfly"; "Her Last Silk Camisole"; "Sex Is For Urine Stains"; and a couple more.
My most intriguing plots (at least to me) would be:
Beady Eyes; A woman has figured out how to steal someone's beauty, transfer it to yourself, and transfer your ugliness to an inanimate object and bring it to (hideous, revolting) life.
Absinthe; An emotional painter-slash-serial killer. That's all I have to say.
Time of the Cows; A bunch of freakshow bestial scientists and trying to produce/producing human-cow hybrids in order to take over the world. (I think I'm pretty much the only person who would ever think of that)
Sex Is For Urine Stains; A self-centered comedian and a cunning suicidal are very, deeply in love. Forbade from being together, they decide to take down "the man". Butcher style.
So, yeah.
Sounds like happy ponies and daisies, right?
I'm kind of screwed up in the head, I've realized.
xMargie!
I'm writing the weirdest short stories ever.
I had a nightmare about one of my own short stories last night.
That's screwed up.
I'll probably end up posting them up here, I guess.
I'm hoping to put them all together and have them published as a compilation.
ABSINTHE & Other Short Stories.
Some of the ones I've already got done are titled:
"Absinthe"; "Beady Eyes"; "Her Majesty In Failureland"; "And He Screamed 'Daylight!'"; "Time of the Cows"; "Genocide Butterfly"; "Her Last Silk Camisole"; "Sex Is For Urine Stains"; and a couple more.
My most intriguing plots (at least to me) would be:
Beady Eyes; A woman has figured out how to steal someone's beauty, transfer it to yourself, and transfer your ugliness to an inanimate object and bring it to (hideous, revolting) life.
Absinthe; An emotional painter-slash-serial killer. That's all I have to say.
Time of the Cows; A bunch of freakshow bestial scientists and trying to produce/producing human-cow hybrids in order to take over the world. (I think I'm pretty much the only person who would ever think of that)
Sex Is For Urine Stains; A self-centered comedian and a cunning suicidal are very, deeply in love. Forbade from being together, they decide to take down "the man". Butcher style.
So, yeah.
Sounds like happy ponies and daisies, right?
I'm kind of screwed up in the head, I've realized.
xMargie!
Posted on November 4th, 2008 at 02:38am
That sounds like something I'd really enjoy reading.
=]
Allie Ahmazing, November 4th, 2008 at 03:30:06am
Margie you have the most interesting mind EVER.
XD I would buy that.
english house, November 4th, 2008 at 03:07:57am
I... wow.
What kind of f**ked up dreams do you have?
chick-flick, November 4th, 2008 at 03:01:22am
...Wow.
That's all I can say.
m.f.e.o, November 4th, 2008 at 02:51:07am
Honestly, they sound really interesting. :]
electricgirls., November 4th, 2008 at 02:41:44am