[38] Ah, Marwood... :]
I finally dug out my old Marwood newspaper from the summer, and my folder from Poetry Class.
I posted all of the poems I could find (in know there were more) except for one, which is done by our entire poetry class, "The Electric Blue Rebellion".
So, I figured I'd put up some stuff from the newspaper, just for shits and giggles.
HOROSCOPES:
(by Anna & Briana, with a bit of help from Margie)
•Capricorn - A hippo will eat your mom's hair, and a purple fire hydrant is going to molest your elbow.
•Aquarius - Huge mosquitoes are going to steal your underwear and tape it to the fourth year boys' cabin.
•Pisces - Your watch is going to grow a penis and drink all of your Gatorade.
•Aries - The third year girls will kidnap you and make you sleep in the showers with the bugs.
•Taurus - Horny giraffes are going to eat your babies, while riding on Dylan's back.
•Gemini - An evil caterpillar is going to eat your nose the next time you bend down.
•Cancer - Mini-corndogs will sneak into your bed at night and spread mud on your toes.
•Leo - Aliens are going to steal your ass and put it on their mantle.
•Virgo - You're going to be attacked by several horny campers, including Valerie.
•Libra - Sorry, you'll die in 2 days.
•Scorpio - The tie-dye buckets will eat you.
•Sagittarius - John is going to steal your green shoes and sell them on eBay.
RUMORS AND GOSSIP:
(by Anna and Briana, again, with a bit of help from Margie)
•Raina had a boner all week.
•Sonya has HUGE boobs.
•Alex and Eric L. are still in the Itty Bitty Titty committee.
•AJ's hair is actually made out of crack.
•On Tuesday, July 29th, 2008, Dylan Stratton and Amanda Szoke were happily wed at the creek.
•Matt only does art to stare at Jessica's huge boobs.
•Eric H. went back in time and did himself.
•Adam's legs are sexier than AJ's.
•Theo wants his hair back. :[
•Margie keeps her friendship in AJ's pants.
•Sonya, Liz, Chava, Jessica, Ashley C., and Marina are secretly dating.
•Chava is afraid of water. That's why she never swims except for the 2 times she swam.
•Jake shops at Victoria's Secret for bras that he secretly plays with on himself.
•Briana got owned by Alex in the creek.
•Mack and Amanda were found behind the fourth year boys' cabin.
•Jessica and AJ go boom boom boom in their rooms.
•D-Strat's sailor hat makes him look even MORE sexy.
•Magnus performed a reverse strip show for Margie at the creek.
•Valerie is loud. OMG!
•Jesus is a Unitarian. - Theo
•Valerie shit her pants when Laura was singing at the talent show.
•Jake's ass is tan as hell.
•D-Strat keeps a journal about how obsessed he is with Chava.
•The fourth years are jealous of the third years' boobs.
•Alex takes AT LEAST three Viagra per day.
•Cooper gives her cabin good morning and good night humps.
...
...
I miss Marwood.
A LOT.
xMargie!
I posted all of the poems I could find (in know there were more) except for one, which is done by our entire poetry class, "The Electric Blue Rebellion".
So, I figured I'd put up some stuff from the newspaper, just for shits and giggles.
HOROSCOPES:
(by Anna & Briana, with a bit of help from Margie)
•Capricorn - A hippo will eat your mom's hair, and a purple fire hydrant is going to molest your elbow.
•Aquarius - Huge mosquitoes are going to steal your underwear and tape it to the fourth year boys' cabin.
•Pisces - Your watch is going to grow a penis and drink all of your Gatorade.
•Aries - The third year girls will kidnap you and make you sleep in the showers with the bugs.
•Taurus - Horny giraffes are going to eat your babies, while riding on Dylan's back.
•Gemini - An evil caterpillar is going to eat your nose the next time you bend down.
•Cancer - Mini-corndogs will sneak into your bed at night and spread mud on your toes.
•Leo - Aliens are going to steal your ass and put it on their mantle.
•Virgo - You're going to be attacked by several horny campers, including Valerie.
•Libra - Sorry, you'll die in 2 days.
•Scorpio - The tie-dye buckets will eat you.
•Sagittarius - John is going to steal your green shoes and sell them on eBay.
RUMORS AND GOSSIP:
(by Anna and Briana, again, with a bit of help from Margie)
•Raina had a boner all week.
•Sonya has HUGE boobs.
•Alex and Eric L. are still in the Itty Bitty Titty committee.
•AJ's hair is actually made out of crack.
•On Tuesday, July 29th, 2008, Dylan Stratton and Amanda Szoke were happily wed at the creek.
•Matt only does art to stare at Jessica's huge boobs.
•Eric H. went back in time and did himself.
•Adam's legs are sexier than AJ's.
•Theo wants his hair back. :[
•Margie keeps her friendship in AJ's pants.
•Sonya, Liz, Chava, Jessica, Ashley C., and Marina are secretly dating.
•Chava is afraid of water. That's why she never swims except for the 2 times she swam.
•Jake shops at Victoria's Secret for bras that he secretly plays with on himself.
•Briana got owned by Alex in the creek.
•Mack and Amanda were found behind the fourth year boys' cabin.
•Jessica and AJ go boom boom boom in their rooms.
•D-Strat's sailor hat makes him look even MORE sexy.
•Magnus performed a reverse strip show for Margie at the creek.
•Valerie is loud. OMG!
•Jesus is a Unitarian. - Theo
•Valerie shit her pants when Laura was singing at the talent show.
•Jake's ass is tan as hell.
•D-Strat keeps a journal about how obsessed he is with Chava.
•The fourth years are jealous of the third years' boobs.
•Alex takes AT LEAST three Viagra per day.
•Cooper gives her cabin good morning and good night humps.
...
...
I miss Marwood.
A LOT.
xMargie!
Posted on December 21st, 2008 at 08:42pm
Mini-corndogs will sneak into my bed at night and spread mud on my toes. HOW DELICIOUSLY SEXUAL OF THEM. :D :D :D
english house, December 23rd, 2008 at 08:52:50pm
LOL. X]
I loff Marwood!
Our newspaper was adult supervised, too.
AH, MARWOOD.
So, what was your horoscope? ;]
My ass was stolen and put on an alien's mantle, lol.
sue donym., December 22nd, 2008 at 07:26:37pm
HAHAHAAHHAHA XD
THIS IS AMAZINGLY AMAZING JUST BECAUSE OF HOW RANDOM IT IS
english house, December 22nd, 2008 at 05:57:17am