85 Ways to Know You're Obsessed With Twilight
I wrote this list back when I was a fan of the Twilight Saga. And now that I'm no longer interested in the books or films, I'm leaving it with only 85 ways instead of adding more. But if you have any suggestions, you can send them in and I'll add them up.
1) Purposely stay indoors to maintain a pale complexion.
2) No longer eat lunch at school.
3) Being clumsy is suddenly a very good thing.
4) Have a scent that reminds you of Edward Cullen.
5) Before reading the Twilight Saga, you hated the name "Edward".
6) And now you love the name.
7) Bought a Twilight shirt before going to see the movie.
8) Bought another article of clothing in relation to Twilight after seeing the movie.
9) Before reading the Twilight Saga, you thought "Alice" was a dull name.
10) And now you love that name, too.
11) Read Twilight twice before reading New Moon, and did the same thing with New Moon and Eclipse.
12) While watching the movie in theaters, you verbally complained whenever something was different from the book.
13) You went to see the movie a second time, even though you didn't like it, just to search for more flaws.
14) You like everyone who reads/has read the Twilight Saga.
15) Whenever you hear the names of someone from the books, you look around, as if expecting to see someone from the cast of the movie (or your own version of the characters).
16) Find yourself criticizing every vampire/werewolf movie you see according to the Twilight Saga.
17) Wrote/are writing a Twilight fan fiction story.
18) You suddenly enjoy your Biology class (and occasionally compare it to Stephenie's version of the class).
19) Wish you lived in Arizona (have a new reason to love the state if you do live there).
20) Wish you lived in Washington (and have searched for Forks if you do).
21) Found Forks and searched for Bella or Charlie.
22) Found La Push and searched for Jacob, Billy or a "gang" of some sort.
23) Have a reason to dislike anyone named Lauren or Jessica.
24) Whenever you see someone with a short, pixie haircut, you immediately think of Alice Cullen.
25) If you're terrible at sports, you no longer care (or if you never did care, you're now proud of the fact that you're sport handicapped).
26) Whenever it rains, you think of Forks.
27) If a group of students at your school are very quiet and reserved, you wonder if they are secretly vampires.
28) If someone around your age is unnaturally tall and muscular, you suspect they are a werewolf.
29) You keep an eye out for young, attractive doctors when at the hospital.
30) Have a new reason of wanting to visit Italy.
31) You dislike anyone by the name of James or Victoria.
32) You can relate any song to the Twilight Saga in one way or another.
33) You can relate any movie to the Twilight Saga in one way or another.
34) Have searched for the website: Vampires A-Z.
35) Are now volunteering to cook for your parents, just to be more similar to Bella.
36) Are learning to play the piano to be more like Edward.
37) Have a new fear of seeing blood.
38) You classify any girl at your school who gossips a "Jessica".
39) If you have naturally pale skin, you're proud of it.
40) You email your mother, even if she lives in the same house as you.
41) Can quote a suggested section of the books at any given time.
42) Have one of the books from the Twilight Saga with you whenever you think you'll have nothing else to do.
43) Whenever you hear a noise by your window at night, the possibility of it being a vampire always crosses your mind.
44) Whenever you hear howling, you think that somewhere a teenager must've gotten angry.
45) You find yourself driving faster, just to see if you're as good of a driver as Edward.
46) You read the dialogue from the books out loud so you can act out the scenes yourself.
47) You have each character's birthday on your calendar.
48) And you celebrate each.
49) You search for lists like this on the internet.
50) You write lists of your own.
51) You search for Twilight quizzes on the internet.
52) You create quizzes of your own.
53) You spend your free time reading Twilight fan fiction.
54) You use a paler foundation so your skin is similar to the Cullens'.
55) You "lurk" the Twilight threads on the Mibba forums (and most of your posts are made on said threads).
56) When you take your car to a mechanic, you wonder if Jacob would've done a better job.
57) You laugh stupidly at yourself while reading this, because you've done all/some of these things.
58) You expect a gorgeous boy you've seen to sparkle in the sunlight.
59) You have the sudden urge to ask said gorgeous boy if he can lift a car singlehandedly.
60) After reading the Twilight Saga, whenever someone asks you which is better - vampires or werewolves, you can't decide. Before, you would've easily been able to choose one or the other.
61) Whenever someone says the words: "Twilight", "Eclipse", "Moon" or "Dawn", the Twilight Saga is the first thing that comes to your mind.
62) You're preparing your own script (with all necessary details and conversations) for the second movie and plan to compare it to the actual movie once it's released.
63) Whenever a movie you're watching involves visions of some sort, you immediately think of Alice.
64) Whenever you're studying, you wonder how Edward might've studied when he was human.
65) You have a sudden interest in the Spanish Influenza.
66) When you can create a movie script for each book without using the books for reference.
67) If you write an original vampire fiction story, you use Stephenie's description of vampires.
68) After reading the books so many times, you actually start to believe it could all be real.
69) When you're getting ready to do something important (such as homework, sleep, chores, etc.) and you spot a book from the Twilight Saga, you think 'I should read that again.'
70) Whenever you hear the word "leech", you take offense to it.
71) Whenever something happens that you expected and you say, "I knew that was going to happen!", you think you're channeling your inner Alice.
72) You're determined to marry someone by the last name of "Cullen".
73) You're determined to marry someone by the last name of "Black".
74) Whenever you're angry, you find yourself snarling.
75) You freak out whenever you see a silver Volvo.
76) You record yourself reading each book from the Twilight Saga and transfer the recordings onto your iPod/MP3 Player.
77) When murders are shown on the news, the first thing that comes to mind is "newborns".
78) You tell the younger Twilight fans that you cannot go out in the sun just to see their reactions.
79) You tend to giggle uncontrollably whenever you hear the term "bite me".
80) When you can classify each member of your family as a member of the Cullen family.
81) Made your own Twilight t-shirt.
82) Named your cat (or possibly any other pet) Jasper.
83) Dyed your hair brown after reading in Eclipse that Edward prefers brunettes.
84) Bought a shiny silver car and named it Edward.
85) You're determined to marry someone by the last name of "Hale".
*81 © Jon Walker., 82 & 83 © ColorlessReflection, 84 © EyelinerRocksMyWorld
1) Purposely stay indoors to maintain a pale complexion.
2) No longer eat lunch at school.
3) Being clumsy is suddenly a very good thing.
4) Have a scent that reminds you of Edward Cullen.
5) Before reading the Twilight Saga, you hated the name "Edward".
6) And now you love the name.
7) Bought a Twilight shirt before going to see the movie.
8) Bought another article of clothing in relation to Twilight after seeing the movie.
9) Before reading the Twilight Saga, you thought "Alice" was a dull name.
10) And now you love that name, too.
11) Read Twilight twice before reading New Moon, and did the same thing with New Moon and Eclipse.
12) While watching the movie in theaters, you verbally complained whenever something was different from the book.
13) You went to see the movie a second time, even though you didn't like it, just to search for more flaws.
14) You like everyone who reads/has read the Twilight Saga.
15) Whenever you hear the names of someone from the books, you look around, as if expecting to see someone from the cast of the movie (or your own version of the characters).
16) Find yourself criticizing every vampire/werewolf movie you see according to the Twilight Saga.
17) Wrote/are writing a Twilight fan fiction story.
18) You suddenly enjoy your Biology class (and occasionally compare it to Stephenie's version of the class).
19) Wish you lived in Arizona (have a new reason to love the state if you do live there).
20) Wish you lived in Washington (and have searched for Forks if you do).
21) Found Forks and searched for Bella or Charlie.
22) Found La Push and searched for Jacob, Billy or a "gang" of some sort.
23) Have a reason to dislike anyone named Lauren or Jessica.
24) Whenever you see someone with a short, pixie haircut, you immediately think of Alice Cullen.
25) If you're terrible at sports, you no longer care (or if you never did care, you're now proud of the fact that you're sport handicapped).
26) Whenever it rains, you think of Forks.
27) If a group of students at your school are very quiet and reserved, you wonder if they are secretly vampires.
28) If someone around your age is unnaturally tall and muscular, you suspect they are a werewolf.
29) You keep an eye out for young, attractive doctors when at the hospital.
30) Have a new reason of wanting to visit Italy.
31) You dislike anyone by the name of James or Victoria.
32) You can relate any song to the Twilight Saga in one way or another.
33) You can relate any movie to the Twilight Saga in one way or another.
34) Have searched for the website: Vampires A-Z.
35) Are now volunteering to cook for your parents, just to be more similar to Bella.
36) Are learning to play the piano to be more like Edward.
37) Have a new fear of seeing blood.
38) You classify any girl at your school who gossips a "Jessica".
39) If you have naturally pale skin, you're proud of it.
40) You email your mother, even if she lives in the same house as you.
41) Can quote a suggested section of the books at any given time.
42) Have one of the books from the Twilight Saga with you whenever you think you'll have nothing else to do.
43) Whenever you hear a noise by your window at night, the possibility of it being a vampire always crosses your mind.
44) Whenever you hear howling, you think that somewhere a teenager must've gotten angry.
45) You find yourself driving faster, just to see if you're as good of a driver as Edward.
46) You read the dialogue from the books out loud so you can act out the scenes yourself.
47) You have each character's birthday on your calendar.
48) And you celebrate each.
49) You search for lists like this on the internet.
50) You write lists of your own.
51) You search for Twilight quizzes on the internet.
52) You create quizzes of your own.
53) You spend your free time reading Twilight fan fiction.
54) You use a paler foundation so your skin is similar to the Cullens'.
55) You "lurk" the Twilight threads on the Mibba forums (and most of your posts are made on said threads).
56) When you take your car to a mechanic, you wonder if Jacob would've done a better job.
57) You laugh stupidly at yourself while reading this, because you've done all/some of these things.
58) You expect a gorgeous boy you've seen to sparkle in the sunlight.
59) You have the sudden urge to ask said gorgeous boy if he can lift a car singlehandedly.
60) After reading the Twilight Saga, whenever someone asks you which is better - vampires or werewolves, you can't decide. Before, you would've easily been able to choose one or the other.
61) Whenever someone says the words: "Twilight", "Eclipse", "Moon" or "Dawn", the Twilight Saga is the first thing that comes to your mind.
62) You're preparing your own script (with all necessary details and conversations) for the second movie and plan to compare it to the actual movie once it's released.
63) Whenever a movie you're watching involves visions of some sort, you immediately think of Alice.
64) Whenever you're studying, you wonder how Edward might've studied when he was human.
65) You have a sudden interest in the Spanish Influenza.
66) When you can create a movie script for each book without using the books for reference.
67) If you write an original vampire fiction story, you use Stephenie's description of vampires.
68) After reading the books so many times, you actually start to believe it could all be real.
69) When you're getting ready to do something important (such as homework, sleep, chores, etc.) and you spot a book from the Twilight Saga, you think 'I should read that again.'
70) Whenever you hear the word "leech", you take offense to it.
71) Whenever something happens that you expected and you say, "I knew that was going to happen!", you think you're channeling your inner Alice.
72) You're determined to marry someone by the last name of "Cullen".
73) You're determined to marry someone by the last name of "Black".
74) Whenever you're angry, you find yourself snarling.
75) You freak out whenever you see a silver Volvo.
76) You record yourself reading each book from the Twilight Saga and transfer the recordings onto your iPod/MP3 Player.
77) When murders are shown on the news, the first thing that comes to mind is "newborns".
78) You tell the younger Twilight fans that you cannot go out in the sun just to see their reactions.
79) You tend to giggle uncontrollably whenever you hear the term "bite me".
80) When you can classify each member of your family as a member of the Cullen family.
81) Made your own Twilight t-shirt.
82) Named your cat (or possibly any other pet) Jasper.
83) Dyed your hair brown after reading in Eclipse that Edward prefers brunettes.
84) Bought a shiny silver car and named it Edward.
85) You're determined to marry someone by the last name of "Hale".
*81 © Jon Walker., 82 & 83 © ColorlessReflection, 84 © EyelinerRocksMyWorld
Posted on December 22nd, 2008 at 08:50am
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I don't really like the series, but this was actually really funny. :tehe:
acid martyr, May 22nd, 2009 at 05:48:26am
#27 - I love how that group of people at my school is my group of people - tehe
*bares fangs*
Siro., January 24th, 2009 at 04:44:33am
Haha, I'm obviously obsessed then :D
Isabella., January 24th, 2009 at 04:06:35am
This list is amusing. I love it :)
I have one in mind:
When you get cold and//or pale you make your friend(s) say "Your skin is pale white, and ice cold"
Just a thought.
X]
morning star, January 22nd, 2009 at 04:35:56am
EyelinerRocksMyWorld, Lmao! I love you, Erin. I'll add all of these up :)
asphyxiate., January 16th, 2009 at 02:54:34pm
...I'm a little frightened that I've done more than half of the things on this list (and strangely proud).
81. Bought a shiny silver car and named it Edward (I did this...seriously).
EyelinerRocksMyWorld, January 8th, 2009 at 07:44:24am
Strangely enough I'm now in a mental health hospital (my nana's house but still the room is white)
After reading this list I noticed i I do or have done most of the things on it, so i self checked myself in. I.E.
Visting my nan, where most of the people are edwards age haha
I love this list and i rejoy in the fact that i do.
ps. to the people whom dislike the saga, why did you bother going onto a post that had 'twilight' in the name and hadobviously related issues to the thing you hate so dearly. I don't dislike you, i just don't see any sense in wasting time with commenting and after all 'with every second I'm dying, getting older.'(inside joke_}
sillylittlewriter, December 27th, 2008 at 02:51:06am
81. You died your hair brown after reading in Eclipse that Edward prefers brunettes
ColorlessReflection, December 23rd, 2008 at 09:45:21pm
These lists entertain me. I'm not a big fan of the books, but imagining someone doing these makes me happy 'cause then they're happy.
Life is just one giant reason to be happy.
asteroid, December 22nd, 2008 at 11:02:05pm
Twinkerbell, Jeez, relax. This is just for fun. If you don't like Twilight, then why did you even read this?
NeverWantedToDance, Well, good for you then. I've only done maybe two out of all of these. It's just for fun.
asphyxiate., December 22nd, 2008 at 08:36:45pm
I renamed my cat Jasper : ]
ColorlessReflection, December 22nd, 2008 at 06:34:58pm
I read up until 14 and had none of them.
I'm getting really really sick of the Twilight series. It's not even that good of a book. There are a lot better books out there. I'm starting to hate Twilight altogether.
George Ryan Ross., December 22nd, 2008 at 05:46:45pm
I read up to ten and had none of them ¬_¬
btw findTheMemories wanna start a club?
Kaname., December 22nd, 2008 at 01:48:02pm
Giggling when you see a yellow porsche...
I did that yesterday.
And saw one in Italy and giggled uncontrollably for about an hour...my parents were worried lol.
Tasssshhh, December 22nd, 2008 at 01:42:27pm
Guilty of 12 and 61. Lol. :)
min rin ah!;suju., December 22nd, 2008 at 01:21:01pm