No Time for Anything But '09

"Carpe diem, carpe diem," we all so freely scream.
I'm living in the moment because right here, right now, it's all I've got and all I want.
Content in this moment, living freely now.
This is all I need.
"Carpe diem, carpe diem," you freely scream, such ab eautiful hyprocrite.
If only you could get your head out of the past for more than five seconds a day.

I just don't have time for this mess of history, I don't have time for 1601-1900.
What are we learning anyway?
From the looks of it we haven't learned anything.
It happen*ed*.
Ed being the key.

Any history teacher who even whispers carpe diem should be slapped.
You only want me to seize the day in 1803.
I have no time for anything but '09.