Annoy/Amuse Your Math(s) Teacher

Something that will either amuse or annoy your Math(s) teacher. Have fun.

I can prove that girls are evil.

Girls = time x money

Time = money

Girls = money squared

Money = Root of all evil, therefore:

Girls = Evil.

There you go. That's something to annoy, amuse or confuse your Maths teacher and will hopefully distract them for at least a good twenty minutes of your Maths (or Math) lesson. It worked in mine. Apparently, if they're a decent Maths teacher, they should already know it or they didn't pay enough attention at Teacher Training school. XD.

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