[56] Real Genius Quotes! :]

•Your mother puts license plates in your underwear?

•All brain, no penis

•I think the kids enjoy it when I "get down" verbally.

•You're laborers, you're supposed to be laboring!

•What about that time I found you naked with a bowl of Jello?

•Are you peeing?

•Was it a dream where you're wearing, sort of sun-god robes and standing on top of a pyramid with a thousand naked screaming women throwing little pickles at you?

•-Are you Chris Knight?
-I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear.

•You wanted to see me, your joggingness?

•Don't you know that eating that will give you very large breasts!?

•Do you wanna borrow my pajamas?

•May I name my first kid after you? "Dipedit Knight" has a nice ring to it.