Hey. What are these weird things protruding from out of my chest?

BOOBIES!

Haha, I know I probably sound like a complete idiot right now (then again, when don't I ever sound like one?).

But thank goodness, boobies are starting to appear! I mean, this is a big thing for me. As a black person with no ass, I thought I was a lost cause, a person with no hope. Before they were like freakin' mosquito bites. Now, I'm not asking for some Double D's, but a big B/small C-cup would do fine.

Now, with these mini-guns of flesh, I SHALL CONQUER.

Or at least get more cute guys and gals lookin' my way, heyyy (;

Since I need to fill up more space (and don't want to keep taking about my frontside and look even more pervy on the internet), I'll tell you about my new nieces!

Sa'neyah and Danielle. They are one month old and I'm so excited to see them (they live in Jersey with my half-brother and his wifey). I'M AN AUNT GUYSZ :D