I might keep this journal. (You may judge me on the boob signing part, but it's cool)
Last Day Of School
**This is long & I'm sorry if it looks tedious to read, but it has funny parts. It's more for me than anyone anyway**
Events
Double science with Tanya. Painted our faces green. Tanya has fight with Sir cos’ he wont let her go to the toilets because science ones are locked in case of skivers. Charles is completely stoned and announces ‘I’m gonna be sick’ before running out of the room. Tanya reminds the class the toilets are locked.
Last ever bell rings. We exit the classroom like the scene from Grease. Students assemble in dinner hall for ‘Shirt signing and general socialising’. My crush for last 5 years signs my boob.
Students head to last ever assembly. Mr.Henners says something which makes us close to tears. Students perform dances,sing songs etc. Head teacher finished his speech and a boy Shannon throws his arms around him. On last song from Liz, Lizzie and Soph, we stand up on chairs and Abbie runs down the aisle performing funniest dance ever. We cheer loudly and proclaim how much Mr.Henners is a legend before it is over and time to go.
It is 1.00pm and year 11’s are due to leave the school. Tanya has afterschool detention but we figure there is no point her going, so like mission impossible we leave without PE teach seeing her. We try to go to field etc to say goodbye to peeps in other years but head teach tells us we have to go. We feel brutally rebuffed and saddened at being forced to leave. We take photos with him and sneak round sports hall instead and some year 7’s throw themselves round our legs telling us we can’t leave them. Adorable.
Me, Tanya, Tess, Jess, Loz, Harriet , Chris, Dan, Pete and David leave school grounds together. Stop at gate to hug our favourite dinner lady goodbye. Tania also surprised everyone by hugging Miss Locus who was standing next to her despite the fact she never taught her.
The ten of us leave our beloved school and wonder the streets of my village. We find Head teach and deputy head are stalking us, and go to shop to buy lunch. We then went to Ryans house so he could get changed and then decided we’d randomly turn up at Jake’s house. I don’t think he was very pleased to see us at first but he let us in and Matt and Charles and Toasty were there. His lovely mother made us delicious pizza and cake buffet. I begin to make friends with Ryan, I boy I’ve known of for 5 years and had never spoken to before that point.
At 3.30 we are back at school so my friends can get their bus’ back home. I am alone in the rain and my shirt smudges slightly. Get lift back home from science teacher who asks if I know anything about the laxatives.
Pranks pulled
-Stink bombs
- Washing up liquid on stairs (= having to use fire exits)
-Laxatives in drinks (or food – speculative. Personally think was a bad idea)
-Curry in toilets (ew)
-Silly string decoration.
-Taping up of year 7 (think this was done by Ryan)
The last week in photo's
With our favorite German teacher. Sucks that I'm not visible.

With the infamous toasty

Tanya and Tess

Last day - shirt signing in dinner hall

One of the performance for last ever assembly

After being told to get lost basically, we pose with our head teacher (cut myself out)

On the way home

We find we are being stalked by our head teacher and deputy head

Ryan at Jake's

Class of 2009

Year book awards received by me and some of my close friends
Me
1st place -‘nicest girl’
2nd place - ‘prettiest girl’
3rd place - ‘most likely to be famous’ (girls)
Me and Jess
2nd place - ‘Best party’
Tanya:
3rd place- ‘biggest class clown’ (girls)
Tess:
2nd place- ‘biggest hair’ (girls)
3rd place- ‘nicest girl’
3rd place- ‘biggest flirt’
Favorite T-shirt signings
Steffi, you are my favourite blonde , love Elijah x
Love you Stef, gonna miss u love Dan:)(on my boob)
Hehe, I’m touching your boob! Jack. (on my other boob)
Can’t imagine class without you. Love you, Good luck! Lizzie xx
Stef u r wonderous, Matt x
Captain Jake
Steffi, you’re gorgeous! Love you, Laura. Miss you x
That was yesterday. I'm going to see everyone at exams and revision lessons and at thorpe park and at prom but it won't be the same! 5 years of memories that school gave me. Who else has left? Even if it was a while ago? Were you relieved to go? Or when you do leave, will you be glad or sad?
What pranks did you do?
What yearbook awards?
This took me a while. Please comment. Feel free to say something random.
I usually delete journals after a while but I'm probably keeping this one.
**This is long & I'm sorry if it looks tedious to read, but it has funny parts. It's more for me than anyone anyway**
Events
Double science with Tanya. Painted our faces green. Tanya has fight with Sir cos’ he wont let her go to the toilets because science ones are locked in case of skivers. Charles is completely stoned and announces ‘I’m gonna be sick’ before running out of the room. Tanya reminds the class the toilets are locked.
Last ever bell rings. We exit the classroom like the scene from Grease. Students assemble in dinner hall for ‘Shirt signing and general socialising’. My crush for last 5 years signs my boob.
Students head to last ever assembly. Mr.Henners says something which makes us close to tears. Students perform dances,sing songs etc. Head teacher finished his speech and a boy Shannon throws his arms around him. On last song from Liz, Lizzie and Soph, we stand up on chairs and Abbie runs down the aisle performing funniest dance ever. We cheer loudly and proclaim how much Mr.Henners is a legend before it is over and time to go.
It is 1.00pm and year 11’s are due to leave the school. Tanya has afterschool detention but we figure there is no point her going, so like mission impossible we leave without PE teach seeing her. We try to go to field etc to say goodbye to peeps in other years but head teach tells us we have to go. We feel brutally rebuffed and saddened at being forced to leave. We take photos with him and sneak round sports hall instead and some year 7’s throw themselves round our legs telling us we can’t leave them. Adorable.
Me, Tanya, Tess, Jess, Loz, Harriet , Chris, Dan, Pete and David leave school grounds together. Stop at gate to hug our favourite dinner lady goodbye. Tania also surprised everyone by hugging Miss Locus who was standing next to her despite the fact she never taught her.
The ten of us leave our beloved school and wonder the streets of my village. We find Head teach and deputy head are stalking us, and go to shop to buy lunch. We then went to Ryans house so he could get changed and then decided we’d randomly turn up at Jake’s house. I don’t think he was very pleased to see us at first but he let us in and Matt and Charles and Toasty were there. His lovely mother made us delicious pizza and cake buffet. I begin to make friends with Ryan, I boy I’ve known of for 5 years and had never spoken to before that point.
At 3.30 we are back at school so my friends can get their bus’ back home. I am alone in the rain and my shirt smudges slightly. Get lift back home from science teacher who asks if I know anything about the laxatives.
Pranks pulled
-Stink bombs
- Washing up liquid on stairs (= having to use fire exits)
-Laxatives in drinks (or food – speculative. Personally think was a bad idea)
-Curry in toilets (ew)
-Silly string decoration.
-Taping up of year 7 (think this was done by Ryan)
The last week in photo's
With our favorite German teacher. Sucks that I'm not visible.

With the infamous toasty

Tanya and Tess

Last day - shirt signing in dinner hall

One of the performance for last ever assembly

After being told to get lost basically, we pose with our head teacher (cut myself out)

On the way home

We find we are being stalked by our head teacher and deputy head

Ryan at Jake's

Class of 2009

Year book awards received by me and some of my close friends
Me
1st place -‘nicest girl’
2nd place - ‘prettiest girl’
3rd place - ‘most likely to be famous’ (girls)
Me and Jess
2nd place - ‘Best party’
Tanya:
3rd place- ‘biggest class clown’ (girls)
Tess:
2nd place- ‘biggest hair’ (girls)
3rd place- ‘nicest girl’
3rd place- ‘biggest flirt’
Favorite T-shirt signings
Steffi, you are my favourite blonde , love Elijah x
Love you Stef, gonna miss u love Dan:)(on my boob)
Hehe, I’m touching your boob! Jack. (on my other boob)
Can’t imagine class without you. Love you, Good luck! Lizzie xx
Stef u r wonderous, Matt x
Captain Jake
Steffi, you’re gorgeous! Love you, Laura. Miss you x
That was yesterday. I'm going to see everyone at exams and revision lessons and at thorpe park and at prom but it won't be the same! 5 years of memories that school gave me. Who else has left? Even if it was a while ago? Were you relieved to go? Or when you do leave, will you be glad or sad?
What pranks did you do?
What yearbook awards?
This took me a while. Please comment. Feel free to say something random.
I usually delete journals after a while but I'm probably keeping this one.
Posted on May 15th, 2009 at 11:07pm


well, instead of replying to your last comment to me with a boring 'thank you' (thanks, by the way!) i've decided to comment your journal. here goes:
aww, this make me feel a sickly sweet inside. i still have four years of schooling left (and then college, bleh) but i hope my last day is as fun as yours. my school is pretty boring (although we have received the prestigious title of worst eighth grade class EVER, according to our dear teachers) but we do have some pretty funny kids among us. and the boob part was funny. i literally laughed out loud when i read jack's signing.
KEEP AWAKE., May 25th, 2009 at 06:40:19am
Awh wow, congrats.
I grad in 2012 so three years. But I'm curious to know if when you grad are you normally either 16/17 or 17/18?
I think I'll be sad, yet so glad to be out, and finally off to do something myself, you know? --don't really know right now, but when it happens I will I guess.
...by the way you write awesome journals. :P
MaryJulianna, May 16th, 2009 at 12:46:41am
ahh! i don't graduate for another month. grooooss!
congratulations on all your yearbook awards! i don't think i'm gonna win anything, hahaha. i hope my last day of high school is as memorable as yours. especially the boob signing part. lmao ;D
Jane Doe., May 16th, 2009 at 12:07:04am
I left on Tuesday. I hated it...didn't cry though, surprisingly!
Pranks:
Giant 6th Year pillow fight through the corridors (was stopped sadly by head teacher)
Rape alarms tied to helium balloons and set off in cafeteria with really high ceiling, dumped in bins, hidden etc.
Hilarious.
School also got us a bouncy castle, sumo wrestling suits and the big inflatable sticks that you beat people with like on gladiators? To stop us going to the park and getting rip-roaringly drunk (which is an age-old tradition, thankyouverymuch!)
Lol.
I'm gonna miss Woodfarm and 6 years of hilarious memories <3
Tasssshhh, May 15th, 2009 at 11:48:45pm
I'm leaving next friday. I really don't want to1!
x
Sybil Vane., May 15th, 2009 at 11:24:28pm
oh no, where did the poor guy puke then!? haha. I hated school and was RELIEVED to leave and haven't actually thouht about it since. yours looks better than mine though mine was a dump!
congrats on your yearbook awards you deserve all of them! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Aroha, May 15th, 2009 at 11:18:55pm