I do find it a little odd that my mom seems to be TRYING to get me laid...but only a little. [I'm used to it.]
I had an interesting discussion with my mom the other night, as we drove back from a mini shopping excursion at the semi-local Wal-Mart.
"You're moving out in two months," she said. "So I think you should go on the pill before you do."
"Well, yeah," I said, shrugging. "I mean, with all the random sex I'll be having? I think it would be stupid for me not to go on the pill!"
"That's my girl."
Oh, Mom. She also decided to buy me a new bed. I've had the same rickety old wooden bed since I was a little kid. I don't think it would survive the move.
"Oh man, Z," Branden laughed. "I will seriously die if she buys you a king-size just out of wishful thinking."
I wouldn't put it past her, honestly.
--
I'm home from work, by the way.
...Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get ready for work.
Multiple jobs. It's the pits.
"You're moving out in two months," she said. "So I think you should go on the pill before you do."
"Well, yeah," I said, shrugging. "I mean, with all the random sex I'll be having? I think it would be stupid for me not to go on the pill!"
"That's my girl."
Oh, Mom. She also decided to buy me a new bed. I've had the same rickety old wooden bed since I was a little kid. I don't think it would survive the move.
"Oh man, Z," Branden laughed. "I will seriously die if she buys you a king-size just out of wishful thinking."
I wouldn't put it past her, honestly.
--
I'm home from work, by the way.
...Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go get ready for work.
Multiple jobs. It's the pits.
Posted on June 26th, 2009 at 09:41pm
Haha
my mom would kill me if she knew the real reason I wanted on the pill.
Your mom sounds interesting.
WalkingOnBrokenGlass, June 27th, 2009 at 06:09:41am
Lol, that's funny.
When I go out my mum always tells me 'Don't get too drunk' even when I was underage, and even though she knows I don't really like alcohol anyway. It's funny.
Your mum seems awesome.
Your.Pink.Diary, June 27th, 2009 at 02:53:50am
My mum said the same thing to me when I had a boyfriend.
Have fun at work!
inspire, June 27th, 2009 at 12:43:48am
Your mum sounds pretty neat. Just...feel the love.
TheFountainhead, June 27th, 2009 at 12:21:31am
Your mom seems just like mine to be honest.
She'll talk about her sex life to me and bug me to know about mine.
I love her!
Jessie in Calalini, June 26th, 2009 at 10:18:25pm
Hahaha thats hilarious, your mom seem really cool!
Nightmare Daydream, June 26th, 2009 at 10:03:34pm