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Yo, Mibba!

First things first, go read this. It's a cowrite between Jinxeh and I.

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Last week was quite a week for me. Started out with me feeling a bit under the weather. Ended with me in the hospital and short one appendix. I feel so empty.

Moment of silence for my fallen appendix, please. I shall miss they, useless appendage.

At least I still have my spleen.

On Friday, because Mike is a lunatic, my parents showed up in LA. Mike called them when I was admitted into the hospital and they thought it best to fly across the country to make sure I was okay. Completely unnecessary but not at all unwelcome. I haven't been home in a year, since last June, so it was nice to see them. My stepfather has gone gray. Jokes were made. I couldn't resist.

I spent the entire weekend being pathetic and bothering my mother, to which she said "Is it possible that you've gotten even more obnoxious over the past year. How does that boy put up with you?" Well, I don't know mom. Nerves o steel and impeccable resilience, I'd guess. According to my mom, she thought I'd grow out of being a sarcastic smart-ass. Apparently she thought wrong. Though, for the most part, I do intentionally try to annoy her.

My stepdad spent most of the time cooking. Our fridge is full to the brim with tupperware and delicious yum-yums. It'll probably be gone by Thursday (at the latest). Seriously, the people who live here are practically ravenous scavengers. F*ckin' animals.

But not my parents are gone. Back in New York and I'm a bit sad. A little.

On another note, I gots me some staples in my tummy. I was more than a bit disappointed that I didn't get stitches. Staples are so hideous.

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Happy birthday to Lena Horne (92) and Michael Phelps (24).

R.I.P. Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.

Sleepy,
Audrey T.

* Thank you for all the well-wishes and get-wells, you guys. I really appreciate it. You made me feel all tingly inside.

*@Jinxeh Pics shall be posted once I hunt down my roommate and pilfer his camera. And also, I was promised a present...

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Kurious Kitty Kills

Kurious Kitty Kills
Name
Audrey
Age
22
Gender
Female
Location
United States
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