I'm Disappointed In My Horrible Revenge Skills. What Do You Think?

So long story short I'm mad at my sister.

I told her she'd regret it.

So all I did was: take all of the matches out of the house & hid them (she smokes a lot), took all of her tobacco & papers out, poured out half of her body sprays & replaced them with water, mixed the rest with nail polish remover, put acne cleanser in her "Proactive", then put soup in her acne cleanser.

I got the revenge brain of a two year old huh?

So tell me something else I can do with her.

Don't hold back, she was warned.