Rules of My Life
Well, I'm a bit of a prankster, or very annoying. This is the things I'm not allowed to do. This will be updated whenever something else happens.
1) I will not re-enact Bad Boy Boogie at my best friend's birthday party.
2) I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Hobo day.
3) "OMGWTF" is not a solo talk during English class.
4) If my dad falls asleep on the sofa, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
5) Starting a betting pool on the fate of band shows is tasteless and tacky.
6) I will not ask my headmaster about Batman's cape. Or Robin.
7) I will not lock my friends and their enemies in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.
8) If a photo of Angus Young makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I am not allowed to look at it.
9) I am no longer allowed to say "pimp cane" in front of my parents.
10) I will not blackmail my aunties into doing a rendition of Knights Of The Round Table during Christmas dinner.
11) I will not follow Home Economics cooking instructions backwards just to see what happens.
12) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when I am sent to the headmaster's office.
13) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
14) There is no such thing as a Death Magnetic thong. NOT TRUE. You can buy them on Metallica's website!
15) Ride The Lightning has no sexual innuendo anywhere in its title.
16) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball into a fortune teller's tent.
17) I do not weigh the same as a goose.
18) I will stop asking my maths teacher what the square root of zero is.
19) I will not dress up as Adolf Hitler for Halloween.
20) I will not say "Dude, get a life" to a ned.
21) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds while playing my guitar.
22) I will not imitate Gordon Ramsay during Home Economics class.
23) There is no such thing as the Save Metallica fund.
24) Doctor Who is not Ganondorf, and the Triforce doesn't belong to the Daleks.
25) I will not organise a Gourock High Fight Club.
26) It is a bad idea to tell my English teacher she takes herself too seriously.
27) I will not tell my headteacher the Knights Who Say Ni have invaded the school, and have students scream "Ni" from all directions.
28) I will not tell my headteacher that his tie colours indicate he is a badger.
29) I have not heard every possible joke about Dick Assman's name.
30) A boy dressed as Voldemort is not a suitable date for the prom.
31) My friend in Ireland is not "after me Lucky Charms".
32) A resemblance between James Hetfield and the Cowardly Lion is coincidental.
33) My Metalwork teacher does not wish to be addressed as "Spock".
34) I will not offer to pose nude for Angus Young.
35) I will not teach the first year's to sing "A Teacher's Cane Has A Knob On The End".
36) I will not go to History class during our WWI project dressed as Soulja Boy.
37) A guitar is for playing music only.
38) I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
39) Polishing Angus Young's guitar in my room is acceptable. "Polishing Angus Young's guitar" in my room is not.
1) I will not re-enact Bad Boy Boogie at my best friend's birthday party.
2) I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Hobo day.
3) "OMGWTF" is not a solo talk during English class.
4) If my dad falls asleep on the sofa, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
5) Starting a betting pool on the fate of band shows is tasteless and tacky.
6) I will not ask my headmaster about Batman's cape. Or Robin.
7) I will not lock my friends and their enemies in a room and take bets on who will come out alive.
8) If a photo of Angus Young makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I am not allowed to look at it.
9) I am no longer allowed to say "pimp cane" in front of my parents.
10) I will not blackmail my aunties into doing a rendition of Knights Of The Round Table during Christmas dinner.
11) I will not follow Home Economics cooking instructions backwards just to see what happens.
12) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when I am sent to the headmaster's office.
13) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
14) There is no such thing as a Death Magnetic thong. NOT TRUE. You can buy them on Metallica's website!
15) Ride The Lightning has no sexual innuendo anywhere in its title.
16) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball into a fortune teller's tent.
17) I do not weigh the same as a goose.
18) I will stop asking my maths teacher what the square root of zero is.
19) I will not dress up as Adolf Hitler for Halloween.
20) I will not say "Dude, get a life" to a ned.
21) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds while playing my guitar.
22) I will not imitate Gordon Ramsay during Home Economics class.
23) There is no such thing as the Save Metallica fund.
24) Doctor Who is not Ganondorf, and the Triforce doesn't belong to the Daleks.
25) I will not organise a Gourock High Fight Club.
26) It is a bad idea to tell my English teacher she takes herself too seriously.
27) I will not tell my headteacher the Knights Who Say Ni have invaded the school, and have students scream "Ni" from all directions.
28) I will not tell my headteacher that his tie colours indicate he is a badger.
29) I have not heard every possible joke about Dick Assman's name.
30) A boy dressed as Voldemort is not a suitable date for the prom.
31) My friend in Ireland is not "after me Lucky Charms".
32) A resemblance between James Hetfield and the Cowardly Lion is coincidental.
33) My Metalwork teacher does not wish to be addressed as "Spock".
34) I will not offer to pose nude for Angus Young.
35) I will not teach the first year's to sing "A Teacher's Cane Has A Knob On The End".
36) I will not go to History class during our WWI project dressed as Soulja Boy.
37) A guitar is for playing music only.
38) I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
39) Polishing Angus Young's guitar in my room is acceptable. "Polishing Angus Young's guitar" in my room is not.
Posted on July 30th, 2009 at 02:37am
You are pretty much my hero for numbers 27 and 28.
Especially 27 though. =]
she dont use jelly., July 30th, 2009 at 03:59:25am
4, 12, 35 and 38 particularly amused me. Excellent list.
saveroftheworld, July 30th, 2009 at 02:52:43am
Hahhaha! I like this list, I think I might make one for myself!
Julia !?, July 30th, 2009 at 02:46:46am