Teen Choice Awards + New Cobra Starship Album.

Hello.
So, I am gonna talk about the Teen Choice Awards
and who won and who I think should have won.
But first, I have an announcement.
I...kinda like The Jonas Brother.
Not because of their music but because of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-KFnYg6Hw

Some of you might have seen this.
I love it.

So anyway, onto the awards.
(The one with the * by their names won}.
{My comments in red}.

Choice Movie Action Adventure
* X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Taken
Fast & Furious
Star Trek
Terminator Salvation
I totally agree.

Choice Movie Drama
* Twilight
Angels & Demons
Obsessed
Slumdog Millionaire
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
What?! I mean, Twilight was good, but Slumdog Millionaire lost?! Well, I guess thousands of fangirl tweenies voted for it.

Choice Movie Romance
* Twilight
Australia
He's Just Not That Into You
Confessions Of A Shopaholic
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2
I think Slumdog Millionaire should have been nominated for this. But out of the movies, I think Australia should have won but I doubt other teens saw that.

Choice Movie Bromantic Comedy
* Marley & Me
I Love You, Man
Role Models
Pineapple Express
Tropic Thunder
I didn’t see Marley & Me but I thought it was a love thing plus a dog. Either way, it should have been Pineapple Express or I Love You, Man.

Choice Movie Comedy
* Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
The Hangover
Land Of The Lost
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Yes Man
Um…no. Just no. The only reason The Hangover didn’t win is because people are dumb.

Choice Movie Horror/Thriller
* Friday The 13th
The Uninvited
Drag Me To Hell
Quarantine
The Haunting of Molly Hartley
I agree. All other movies, except Quarantine, were stupid.


Choice Movie Music/Dance
* High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Hannah Montana: The Movie
Steppin: The Movie
Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience
Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist
No surprise there. I wish Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist was better so I could say it should have won. More like Nick & Nora's Infinite Movie.

Choice Movie Actor Drama
* Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Brad Pitt - The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Channing Tatum - Fighting
Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
Hugh Jackman – Australia
Again, no surprise. Robert Pattinson is a great actor. No complaints.

Choice Movie Actress Drama
* Kristen Stewart - Twilight
Angelina Jolie - Changeling
Beyonce Knowles - Obsessed
Freida Pinto - Slumdog Millionaire
Nicole Kidman – Australia
Wow, not many surprises. She’s…okay. I think Freida Pinto should have one.


Choice Movie Actor Action Adventure
* Hugh Jackman - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Christian Bale - Terminator Salvation
Dwayne Johnson - Race To Witch Mountain
Paul Walker - Fast & Furious
Shia LaBeouf - Eagle Eye
No complaints. I like Hugh Jackman.

Choice Movie Actress Action Adventure
* Jordana Brewster - Fast & Furious
Bryce Dallas Howard - Terminator Salvation
Malin Akerman - Watchmen
Mila Kunis - Max Payne
Zoe Saldana - Star Trek
No. Foul. This is bullshit. Malin Akerman totally dominated.

Choice Movie Actor Comedy
* Zac Efron - 17 Again
Ben Stiller - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian,Tropic Thunder
Jim Carrey - Yes Man
Will Ferrell - Land of the Lost
Seth Rogen - Observe & Report,Pineapple Express
…No. I don’t really like any of these actors but if I had to pick: Seth Rogen.

Choice Movie Actress Comedy
* Anne Hathaway - Bride Wars
Isla Fisher - Confessions Of A Shopaholic
Jennifer Aniston - Marley & Me, He's Just Not That Into You
Kate Hudson - Bride Wars
Amy Adams - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Yes.


Choice Movie Actress Music/Dance
* Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Vanessa Hudgens - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Ashley Tisdale - High School Musical 3: Senior year
Amy Smart - Love N' Dancing
Kat Dennings - Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist
No. No. No. NO! Even though I didn’t really like Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist, Kat Dennings was great. Hell of a lot better than Miley Cyrus.


Choice Movie Actor Music/Dance
* Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Jason Earles - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Corbin Bleu - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Michael Cera - Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist
Lucas Till - Hannah Montana: The Movie
No comment.

Choice Movie Villain
* Cam Gigandet - Twilight
Liev Schreiber - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Eric Bana - Star Trek
Ken Jeong - The Hangover
Hank Azaria - Night At The Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
Yeah. I’ll give them this one {not like Twilight needs another one}.

Choice Movie Fresh Face Female
* Ashley Greene - Twilight
Frida Pinto - Slumdog Millionaire
Lynn Collins - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Nikki Reed - Twilight
Emily Osment - Hannah Montana: The Movie
How is Emily Osment fresh? Isn’t she in the series? Whatever. I agree.
I love Ashley Greene.

Choice Movie Fresh Face Male
* Taylor Lautner - Twilight
Chris Pine - Star Trek
Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
Sam Worthington - Terminator Salvation
Taylor Kitsch - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
For me, this should be a tie between Taylor Lautner and Dev Patel.


Choice Movie Liplock
* Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Frida Pinto & Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
Vanessa Hudgens & Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Miley Cyrus & Lucas Till - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Owen Wilson & Marley - Marley & Me
No. This one I’m taking from them. Frida Pinto & Dev Patel.


Choice Movie Rockstar Moment
* Zac Efron - 17 Again
Anne Hathaway - Bride Wars
Jim Carrey - Yes Man
Paul Rudd & Jason Segal - I Love You Man
Mike Tyson, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis - The Hangover
What the fuck? Rock…star…and Zac Efron…No.


Choice Movie Rumble
* Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) VS. James (Cam Gigandet) - Twilight
James T. Kirk (Chris Pine) VS. Spock (Zachary Quinto) - Star Trek
Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) & Victor Creed (Liev Schreiber) vs. Weapon X I - X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Emma (Anne Hathaway) VS. Liv (Kate Hudson) - Bride Wars
Sharon (Beyonce Knowles) VS Lisa (Ali Larter) – Obsessed
Yeah. I agree here.


Choice TV Show Drama
* Gossip Girl
90210
Grey's Anatomy
The Secret Life of The American Teenager
House
Yes! I LOVE Gossip Girl.

Choice TV Show Action Adventure
* Heroes
Lost
Smallville
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
24
Meh. I think it should have been Lost but then again I never really watched Heroes.

Choice TV Show Comedy
* Hannah Montana
How I Met Your Mother
iCarly
The Office
Ugly Betty
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The Office or iCarly. Hannah Montana = bullshit.


Choice TV Animated Show
* SpongeBob SquarePants
Family Guy
American Dad
South Park
The Simpsons
I like all of these show so any of them could have won. I think Chowder should have been nominated though.

Choice TV Reality
* The Hills
Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Jon & Kate Plus 8
Kathy Griffin - My Life on the D List
Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory
Yes. I love The Hills.

Choice TV Reality Competition
* American Idol
America's Best Dance Crew
Dancing With The Stars
America's Next Top Model
The Bachelor
I like ANTM more than Idol but I guess because Paula quit people decided to give her one last award.

Choice TV Actor: Drama
* Chace Crawford - Gossip Girl
Dustin Milligan - 90210
Ken Baumann - The Secret Life of The American Teenager
Joshua Jackson - Fringe
Penn Badgley - Gossip Girl
I guess.

Choice TV Actress Drama
* Leighton Meester - Gossip Girl
Blake Lively - Gossip Girl
Minka Kelly - Friday Night Lights
Shailene Woodley - The Secret Life of The American Teenager
Olivia Wilde – House
Yes! I love Leighton.


Choice TV Actor Action Adventure
* Tom Welling - Smallville
Milo Ventimiglia - Heroes
Matthew Fox - Lost
Thomas Dekker - Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Josh Holloway – Lost
No. Josh Holloway.


Choice TV Actress Action Adventure
* Hayden Panettiere - Heroes
Ali Larter - Heroes
Summer Glau - Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Kristen Bell - Heroes
Kristen Kreuk - Smallville
Never really saw any of these shows.

Choice TV Actor Comedy
* Jonas Brothers - Jonas
Charlie Sheen - Two and a Half Men
Steve Carell - The Office
Neil Patrick Harris - How I Met Your Mother
Jerry Trainor - iCarly
Um…no. iCarly. Jerry Trainor is so funny.

Choice TV Actress Comedy
* Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana
America Ferrera - Ugly Betty
Jenna Fisher - The Office
Eva Longoria Parker - Desperate Housewives
Miranda Cosgrove - iCarly
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Miranda Cosgrove. She’s a good actress, she can actually sing, and she’s pretty.

Choice TV Breakout Show
* Jonas
The Secret Life of The American Teenager
Glee
90210
Fringe
No. Fringe is so good.

Choice TV Breakout Star Female
* Demi Lovato - Sonny With A Chance
AnnaLynne McCord - 90210
Chelsea Staub - Jonas
Lea Michele - Glee
Anna Torv – Fringe
Yesh, okay. I like Demi.

Choice TV Breakout Star Male
* Frankie Jonas - Jonas
Tristan Wilds - 90210
Daren Kagasoff - The Secret Life of The American Teenager
Cory Monteith - Glee
Danny McBride - Eastbound & Down
Um…who?

Choice TV Male Reality/Variety Star
* Adam Lambert - American Idol
Kris Allen - American Idol
Brody Jenner - Bromance
Ryan Sheckler - Life of Ryan
Rob Dyrdek - Fantasy Factory
Who?

Choice TV Female Reality/Variety Star
* Lauren Conrad - The Hills
Kim Kardashian - Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Shawn Johnson - Dancing With The Stars
Teyona Anderson - America's Next Top Model
Paris Hilton - My New BFF
OMG yes!!! Though she isn’t my fav.

Choice TV Villain
* Ed Westwick - Gossip Girl
Michael Rosenbaum - Smallville
Vanessa Williams - Ugly Betty
Zachary Quinto - Heroes
Spencer Pratt - The Hills
Spencer? A villain? No, he’s to stupid. He’s just a jerk. Yeah, Ed is great.


Choice Music: Single
* Miley Cyrus - The Climb
Britney Spears - Circus
Katy Perry - Hot N Cold
Kelly Clarkson - My Life Would Suck Without You
Lady Gaga - Poker Face
Bullfuckingshit. Totally should have been Britney.
I would have even accepted Lady Gaga.

Choice Hook-Up
* Lady Gaga Featuring Colby O' Donis - Just Dance
Soulja Boy Tell "em Featuring Sammie - Kiss Me Thru The Phone
Ciara Featuring Justin Timberlake - Love Sex Magic
Colbie Caillat & Jason Mraz - Lucky
T.I. / Rihanna - Live Your Life
Yes.

Choice Music: Male Artist
* Jason Mraz
Kanye West
Lil Wayne
Ne-Yo
Soulja Boy Tell"em
Who?

Choice Music: Female Artist
* Taylor Swift
Britney Spears
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Miley Cyrus
No. Again, Britney.

Choice Music: R&B Artist
* Beyonce
Jaime Foxx
Jennifer Hudson
Ne-Yo
T-Pain
Okay. Sure. Whatever.


Choice Music: Rap Artist
* Kanye West
Bow Wow
Lil Wayne
Pitbull
Soulja Boy Tell Em
Between him and Lil Wayne.

Choice Breakout Artist
* David Archuleta
Asher Roth
David Cook
Kid Cudi
Lady Gaga
No. Between Lady Gaga and Kid Cudi.


Choice Rock Group
* Paramore
All-American Rejects
Green Day
Kings Of Leon
Linkin Park
Um, I think Green Day should have won but I like all these bands so I’m happy.

Choice Music: Love Song
* Crush - David Archuleta
Halo - Beyonce
How Do You Sleep - Jesse McCartney
Love Story - Taylor Swift
Lovebug - Jonas Brothers
Yeah. I like the lyrics.

Choice Music: R&B Track
* Beyonce - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
Jennifer Hudson - If This Isn't Love
Kanye West - Love Lockdown
Ne-Yo - Mad
Soulja Boy Tell 'em Featuring Sammie - Kiss Me Thru The Phone
Um…okay, I’ll give her that, Just because of the video above.

Choice Music: Rap/Hip-Hop Track
* The Black Eyed Peas - Boom Boom Pow
Asher Roth - I Love College
Flo Rida - Right Round
Kanye West - Heartless
Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)
Never really heard it much. I’d rather Kanye West have won
but he doesn’t need another award.


Choice Music: Rock Track
* Paramore - Decode
All-American Rejects - Gives You Hell
Green Day - Know Your Enemy
Taking Back Sunday - Sink Into Me
The Fray - You Found Me
Again, like all the bands but I think Taking back Sunday should have won this one.


Choice Music Album: Male Artist
* We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things - Jason Mraz
Relapse - Eminem
David Cook - David Cook
808s and Heartbreak - Kanye West
Tha Carter III - Lil Wayne
Um…Sure I guess.


Choice Music Album: Female Artist
* Fearless - Taylor Swift
Carnival Ride - Carrie Underwood
Fame - Lady Gaga
I am… Sasha Fierce - Beyonce
One Of The Boys - Katy Perry
I’m not really in love with any of these girls but I guess Lady Gaga.


Choice Male Hottie
* Robert Pattinson
Jonas Brothers
Zac Efron
Chace Crawford
Taylor Kitsch
I knew he would win. Sure, okay.

Choice Female Hottie
* Megan Fox
Beyonce
Vanessa Hudgens
Blake Lively
Miley Cyrus
No. Blake Lively.


Choice Web Star
* Fred
Perez Hilton
Ashton Kutcher
Andy Samburg
Will Ferrel
Yep.

Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Female
* Selena Gomez
Eva Longoria Parker
Miley Cyrus
Rachel Bilson
Demi Lovato
Yesh. I like Selena a lot.

Choice Red Carpet Fashion Icon Male
* Jonas Brothers
Justin Timberlake
Adam Lambert
Zac Efron
Kanye West
Um…no. I didn’t see what anyone was wearing. But no.


Choice Comedian
* George Lopez
Dane Cook
Kathy Griffin
Amy Poehler
Andy Samberg
No. Dane Cook or Kathy Griffin.


Choice Male Athlete
* David Beckham
Tiger Woods
Michael Phelps
Kobe Bryant
Roger Feder
Yeah.

Choice Female Athlete
* Shawn Johnson
Danica Patrick
Nastia Liukin
Kerri Walsh/Misty May Treanor
Serena Williams
I don’t know any of these people.

Choice Action Sports Male
* Ryan Sheckler - Skateboarder
James Stewart - Motocros
Kelly Slater - Surfer
Shaun White - Snowboarder
Paul Rodriguez – Skateboarder
Sure.


Choice Action Sports Female
* Stephanie Gilmore - Surfer
Lyn Z Adams Hawkins - Skateboarder
Gretchen Bleiler - Snowboarder
Torah Bright - Snowboarder
Carissa Moore – Surfer
No. Lyn Z Adams Hawkins.

And, thats it for the awards.

Now onto the new Cobra Starshi album Hot Mess in stores August 11th.
I love this band.
I love all of their albums and this one is sure to be no exception.
They've posted a few songs on their myspace
{www.myspace.com/cobrastarship}
and I love them all.
The first single, Good Girls Go Bad feat. Leighton Meester.
Pete Wentz Is The Only Reason We're Famous.
Hot Mess.
And my current fav, You're Not In On The Joke.
So listen and if you like them go buy their other CD's.
*Side note, the singer Gabe Saporta was also in the punk band Midtowna and was a founding member up to the split in 2005. He is also veg and supports animal rights. And is originally from Uraguay. And amazingly hot.*

So there you have it.
Enjoy Cobra Starship and enjoy the video.