I'm Going to Hell. Goody!

The other day in AP History we got on the subject of religious freedom in early America and today. I mentioned that I was an agnostic, which I had to explain what it was because no one knew but Mr.Reeder. And I said something about how I don't live my life by the rules of a book. Then this new girl just blurts out, "You're going to Hell." It was her first day at my school. The entire room went quiet. I think the rest of the class was waiting for to just across the table at her. Mr.Reeder ever had a frighten look on his face. Apparently I have a reputation of being violent. But I just sat there and said, "I'm Jewish, I don't believe in hell."

I guess everyone else got the joke because they laughed. But now I have a Bible-thumping freshman that hates me.