Disney RIOT // More Riots // Global Warming

Ok, so, as most of you should know, i hate...scratch that...strongly dislike the jonas brothers. I know, send me a ten page essay about how i smell, or that i'm a bitch. But trust me i'm not the only one.

As one of the emo-est scene-est people in my neighborhood, in my house, in my world, everyone loves the jonas brothers. And i can't help but ask why people love them so much, and find the cons of loving them.

I wrote a list...


#01: They have horrible music...and that's coming from a girl who loves all types of music.
#02: they have hair that looks like pubic hair...WTF?
#03: there all ugly...Nick and Joe are not cute, how can you see them as cute, i think William Beckett, the lead singer of the band The Academy Is... and Gabe Saporta from the band Cobra Starship and Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy are incredibly hot, but the jonas brothers?...ew
#04: they just annoy me. Everywhere i go, it's jonas this, jonas that. Can't they just retire and fuck of already?
#05: they can't act--they suck at it--they can sing (expect Kevin), i can give you that, but they can't act...Celebrities should definately stick to what made them famous. And i the jonas brother's case it's just looking gay (sorry, i just had to say that xD)
#06: I can't think of anymore reasons, i just dislike them so much, it's crazy...if you dislike them, send me some more things to add to this list and you can see it on my profile xD


ANd it's not like i'm the only one thinking this. I shouldn't just be pointing this at the Jonas Borhters, but at everyone on Disney CHannel. Demi Lovato's pretty cool, but she's annoying. Selena Gomez is on every channel on every commercial.Taylor Swift--she's rapping, now, and plus she sings country songs and i HATE COUNTRY MUSIC, more then anything in the wrold. Then there's Miley Cyrus--don't even get me started. You will see a million jokes about her in my stories...she's more annoying then the jonas brothers...

but, i half to stay on topic and riot at the "jobros"...what kind of name is that, the "jobros", it makes them more gay then they already are....

i wrote a one shot about them, but i'm not going to post it because it's mean. I wrote a rough draft about this blog earlier and decided the one shot was to mean to post...but if anyone out there has any mean one shots about any of the disney stars that are annoying please send them to me and we will take over the world xD

kidding...

xoxo. Tiana.

P.S. I'm sory if your like a huge fan of any of the people i mentioned. I'm going to half to blame it on the glo-glo-glo-glo-glo-global warming xD

i shud totally write a paradoy to it xD

sorry but i'm disabling comments so i don't get like comments telling me that i'm a bitch xD