He Called Me A Taco I Yelled Dick Licker

So lately school has been hectic and I have had tests every single day! Then my teacher want us to write a five paragraph-10 sentences ea. paragraph- essay on The Crucible. Yeah lucky me, huh.

So me and my friend went to the mall and there was a chick there in some tight, short ass shorts and a small, tight spaghetti strap shirt on a light pole. Seriously, I named her Stripper Kandii with two i's. Haha. So I went to one of the poles playing around and trying to do moves like her and one of the guys yelled, "ohh yeah!!" so i got shy and sat back down laughing my ass off.

Then fucking pervs. Stripper Kandii, haha, walked by this other group of guys and one yelled, "hey you with the shorts! How old are you?"

I never knew that a taco meant a VAGINA!!! Seriously, I was saying how I hated tacos and my friend Jacey started laughing and was like, "She hates tacos, haha."

So yeltsy's boyfriend says that I have a pink taco. How would he even know? I just say, "Shut the fuck up you dick licker!" haha.

Guys suck. Especially ones who let's their girlfriends control them and just forget you even existed. I mean seriously, grown some mother fuckin' balls.

"I feel like punchin' a baby!" -amber [hahaha]

that's all to my long ass ranting session.


-cristine