How to annoy Alice Cullen in 10 deadly steps!
Last time I did the Cullens, but now I'm going to single out Alice Cullen! Let's get this party started right!
1. Tell her Jasper is gay.
2. every 5 minuets ask her what are you going to do next
3. wear a navy-blue shirt with black pants (even I can't stand that.)
4. make Jacob stand five feet away from her the whole day.
5. pay Bella to wear the same shirt two days in a row.
6. tell her that those jeans make her look fat ( prepare to die)
7. Sing ' the song that never ends' at the top of your lungs. DO NOT STOP
8. buy Bella,Rose, Esmee, and Renesmee cloth that Alice hates
9. tell her her fashion ideas suck
10. rig a scale so when she gets on she is 210 pounds. ( not my best idea...)
Add if you want!
* WARNING: Some things if attempted could kill you.
1. Tell her Jasper is gay.
2. every 5 minuets ask her what are you going to do next
3. wear a navy-blue shirt with black pants (even I can't stand that.)
4. make Jacob stand five feet away from her the whole day.
5. pay Bella to wear the same shirt two days in a row.
6. tell her that those jeans make her look fat ( prepare to die)
7. Sing ' the song that never ends' at the top of your lungs. DO NOT STOP
8. buy Bella,Rose, Esmee, and Renesmee cloth that Alice hates
9. tell her her fashion ideas suck
10. rig a scale so when she gets on she is 210 pounds. ( not my best idea...)
Add if you want!
* WARNING: Some things if attempted could kill you.
Posted on October 24th, 2009 at 04:31pm
i think #5 is the funniest
and i agree with insanity on high, that would be hilarious
xXxblankheartxXx, February 12th, 2010 at 02:25:15am
6. tell her that those jeans make her look fat ( prepare to die)
Megan you are god now.
Ishaa, December 5th, 2009 at 06:03:58am
XD freakin love #2
suxaniita, October 26th, 2009 at 04:25:39am
v nice one. xD
I happened to like #2 the most.
she floats., October 24th, 2009 at 06:10:01pm
11. Make a bet that she wouldn't be able to survive not going shopping for new clothes, then throw out her entire wardrobe and put 80s clothing in instead.
Insanity on High, October 24th, 2009 at 04:55:21pm