Christmas Boners

Have you ever got news that made you just want to kill a magician?
I have. Today for instants.
"So...we have to move," my mom tells me as I'm stalking her in the kitchen.
"What?" -Utter shock.
"Someone bought the house so we've got until like December."

We rent out house; so I thought the you know people that were going to buy it, would rent it out. No. They want to actually live in the house/apartment suite thingy. FuckADonkeyYouStupidManwhore (Sp?) Sorry for my anger. It's sort of upsetting though; last Christmas was ruined because a water pipe broke and flooded the house and this Christmas I get to move. Merry times.

As I'm rolling onto the Christmas topic I just want to say how disappointing it is that Santa Claus is a made up character. I actually woke up that Christmas morning and moped to the tree angrily. What a horrible lie? Just saying.

Anyway just because there's bad news; doesn't mean I'm going to let it ruin my whole mood. To lighten this journal up, I thought that I'd mention how I was sitting on the computer and randomly started singing "Tainted Love" by Soft Cell. I had to watch it on youtube again and I honestly started pissing my pants. GO OLD DUDES. (Watch at the bottom if you have no idear what I'm talking about.)

Have a mad rad- TESTICLE day/night, and we're all waiting for the blogs to appear :3
Comment on ANY of the things I've written if you'd like and I'll even mail you my Halloween candy c: No not really, But HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCKERS; Even though it's not Halloween...shit, okay, bye :)



Btw, is this band gay? Just wonderin', but I think they're bad ass anyhow xD

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Lyrical-Lies
Name
Chelsey
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