What The F*** Is Up With My Mom?!
Okay, so I'd consider myself to be a good kid. My mom, being the psycho that she is, thinks I'm always up to something. I didn't get my pictures or grades from school and I don't know what the fuck is going on with that! She thinks I'm hiding my grades and that I spent the money for the pictures on something else. Both of them are lies! She also thinks I'm on drugs, just because I spend a bunch of time in my room. While I'm in my room, I write, draw, or listen to music. I don't take drugs, it would just compromise my creative energy. And I have no idea what evidence she has to back this up but she thinks I'm a whore. I've never had a boyfriend or even kissed a guy, let alone had sex. She's being a paranoid bitch and it's driving me up the fucking wall! What is her fucking problem!? DX
Posted on November 7th, 2009 at 02:22am


okay ya... wow. You're nothing like that. I can't see you doing drugs
Welcome to the Fall, November 11th, 2009 at 07:12:55pm
Your mom, she must be on something, cause I know you don't do ANYTHING like that. Sounds like your mom needs a reality check girl...
Torosaurus!, November 9th, 2009 at 08:45:45pm
Haha my bestie's mom (who's pretty much a second mom to me) is the same way.
Every time we go out, she thinks we're smoking pot or we're off having sex with all ze guys in the world. Hah.
She just thinks that's what we do because its what she did at our age. She doesn't realize that not everyone is like that. Its really annoying at times.
she dont use jelly., November 7th, 2009 at 03:43:10am
Well that's family for you. I've had to deal with people like that my entire life. I think my mom is the only person I'm related to who doesn't drive me crazy. Just remember you do share blood, and she might just be being paranoid, because she knows her little girl is growing up. Just try to relax and put up with it. There isn't much more you can do.
Beatrix Kiddo., November 7th, 2009 at 03:29:19am
I've tried that, it just makes her more paranoid. DX
Miss Murder-Way, November 7th, 2009 at 03:12:27am
aww, maybe calmly sit her down and ask for her proof and then when she has none she'll back off.
works with my mom.
Souper', November 7th, 2009 at 03:03:13am
Now she's thinking I'm the one making my baby brother cry even though he cries every time she leaves. WTF?
Miss Murder-Way, November 7th, 2009 at 02:45:03am
Same here my mom thinks I look at porn on my computer when she's not around and now since I'm going to Europe for spring break she's f*cking paranoid that I'm gonna like murder everyone on the trip
Slashscivilwar'93, November 7th, 2009 at 02:33:29am
Why are moms always such psychos? Is that a requirement for being a mom?
Miss Murder-Way, November 7th, 2009 at 02:31:18am
it's ok my mom is the same way every night she checks under my bed to see it I'm hiding boys......craaaaaaaazy!
smiles for a mile, November 7th, 2009 at 02:27:20am