“My New Dad Hunts Ghost” Press Conference [If You Don't Read The Story You Still Might Find This Funny]

Before you read!
*Everything in here is what the characters are doing.*
Everything that looks like this is the questions.
This is me, the author, talking.
Let’s get this started!

*Zak, Tracy, Nech, Aaron, Nick, and Kris walk in.*

Zak: How are we supposed to do this?

Tracy: *shrug*

Just hold on…

Aaron: Dude, did you hear that?!

Zak: Who was that?!

Tracy: O.O

The author of your story now hold on while I get your questions ready!

Zak: wait what story?! I don’t have a story, this is real!

Of course this is… *shifts eyes nervously*

Zak: Wait, are you God?

To you guys? Sure

Nick: Why are we here?

You? I don’t know, there’s only questions for Zak, Nech, and Tracy.

Aaron: So can we leave?

No, I want you here because I enjoy writing you…

Nick: What do you mean writing us?

Nothing! On with the questions!

Question for Tracy: Are you alright Hun?

Tracy: *cocks an eyebrow* Yeah, sure. I’m great. I mean I got a great dad, uncles and aunts that are amazing, why wouldn’t I be alright?

I think she means because you just got out of juvie…

Tracy: Oh! Yeah that kind of sucked but it wasn’t too bad. It was just really boring and I missed my dad.

Good answer! Now onto the next.

Question for Tracy: They treating you alright?

Tracy: Whose they?!

The guys…

Tracy: Oh! Yeah, they are great. Best guys I could ask for.

Zak: What kind of question is that? Of course we are treating her alright!

Calm down I didn’t ask these!

Question for Zak: Do you really have wrinkles under your eyes?

Zak: What?! I don’t have wrinkles, do I? Does someone have a mirror?!

Nech: I do. *pulls out compact and hands it to Zak*

Zak: *fumbles with it* How the hell do you open this thing?

Nech: *turns it upside down* Try it now…

Zak: *opens it* Oh… haha. *looks at his eyes* I don’t have wrinkles!

Tracy: You do when you narrow your eyes.

Zak: *eyes widen out of fear before looking back at mirror and narrowing his eyes at his reflection*

Aaron: *starts laughing*

Nick: Dude seriously… Your eyes are fine.

Zak: No they aren’t apparently I have wrinkles! *keeps narrowing eyes at reflection*

Dude if you stop narrowing your eyes you won’t see them anymore…

Zak: *stops narrowing eyes and gives compact back to Nech*

Nech: *mutters* Thanks.

Question for Zak: Are you really that soft?

Zak: What the hell do you mean soft?

They mean nice?

Zak: Oh… I guess. *crosses arms and tries to act tough*

Tracy: *rolls eyes* Ignore the muscles deep down he’s sweeettt! *grabs Zak and hugs him*

Zak: *mutters annoyed* I’m not sweet… I’m manly…

*rolls eyes* Sure Zak.

Question for Neche (the character): Do you have feelings for Zak?

Zak: *eyes widen*

Nech: *eyes widen*

Tracy: *smirks* I’d like to know that too.

Nech: Um.. I-I. I just met Zak…

Aaron: That’s not answering the question.

Nech: I care about all of my clients…

Nick: I think the real question is does Zak have feelings for the Nech…

Zak: I wasn’t asked the question, she was and she answered it so let’s move on!

Hey! It’s my job to navigate this conference so I say what we are doing! I decided… Let’s move on.

Question for Tracy: Do you know what you want to do when you are older?

Tracy: *smiles widely* I do actually! I want to be the singer of a rock band.

Zak: You do?

Tracy: Yep, I’ve decided that recently…

Ok last question!

Question for Zak: Are going to continue to hunt ghosts, even with a teenage daughter?

Holy shit that’s a great question…

Zak: *widens eyes* I-Um… I don’t think Tr-

Tracy: My dad loves his job and he understands the dangers of it as do all of his family and I know none of us, myself included, would ever ask him to stop on our account. I can take care of myself when he’s gone and I know he can handle himself when he’s out.

Zak: *smiles at Tracy*

Tracy: *smiles back*

OK, I think we left it at a good spot! Remember stay tuned to My New Dad Hunts Ghost for more on these two's exciting lives and if you have any more questions just ask! If you haven’t read my story then I hope you thought this was funny anyway and should check it out because I'm a little bit away from ten stars. Until next time
-Neche