Part 1
Before you read!
*Everything in here is what the characters are doing.*
Everything that looks like this is the questions.
This is me, the author, talking.
Let’s get this started!
*Zak, Tracy, Aaron, and Nick walk in.*
Tracy: “Oh God, not again.”
Nick: “Where’s my wife?”
She’s not invited this time now hold on a minute while I get these questions.
Nick: “Why isn’t she invited?!”
Because I said so now shh!
Nick: *mutters to himself*
Let’s get on with these questions now!
WHY DOES ZAK THINK ALL TEENAGERS ARE BAD?!
Zak: “What?”
Yeah I don’t know I think I had you tell Tracy no parties and now the reader thinks you think all teenagers are bad; just answer the question.
Zak: “Um… okay, I don’t think all teenagers are bad but I remember the shit I used to get into when I was one so… yeah.”
Zak why you no punch nurse for making you sign paper?
Zak: “Because she was a female!”
Tracy who is your favorite Uncle? Aaron the strange or Nick the Soft?
Oh that’s a horrible question… who would make you pick?!
Tracy: “Oh crap… I love them both.”
Aaron: “That wasn’t the question though.”
Nick: “Yeah answer the question.”
Tracy: “Okay well Nick is like a second dad which is great,”
There’s a “but” coming.
Tracy: “But that can get super annoying so I’m sorry I have to go with Aaron.”
Aaron: “Yes!”
Nick: “What?!”
Sorry bro. Moving on!
Aaron kiss, pash, torcher; Zak, Nick, Tracey?
Aaron: “What the hell does “pash” mean?”
I don’t know… let me look it up. *looks it up* O.O
Zak: “Well what does it mean?”
Pash- Australian slang for a tongue kiss.
Aaron: “What?!”
Zak: “That’s sick!”
Nick: “Who the hell asked that?!”
Tracy: “I’m going to puke!”
I know but I said ask any question so you have to answer it Aaron…
Aaron: “Oh God, that’s… Two are guys and one’s my niece! That’s sick dude.”
Just answer and get it over with.
Aaron: “Ew… okay… Kiss Tracy on the forehead,”
Tracy: “Thank God,”
Your welcome.
Aaron: “Pash… Nick and torcher Zak,”
Zak: “What the hell?!”
Nick: “Eww!”
Let’s just move on! Last question.
Nick in your opinion is Zak prone to attacks by 'evil' spirits because he exerts his masculinity.
Oh thank me a good question.
Nick: “Absolutely, I mean he comes in with all this masculine energy and they feed off of that. They get defensive and want to fight him almost. They get pissed so he attracts the bad ones.”
Good answer. OK, I think we left it at a good spot! Remember stay tuned to My New Dad Hunts Ghost for more on these two's exciting lives and if you have any more questions just ask! If you haven’t read my story then I hope you thought this was funny anyway and should check it out.
-Neche Narcissist
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