Sex poem thingy
I found this in Myspace and found it particualy funny XD hehe...
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Father Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
roses are red
violets are blue
condoms will rip
You'll be screwed.
Hahaha XD
Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Father Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!
Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply
Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream
Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid
roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.
roses are red
violets are blue
condoms will rip
You'll be screwed.
Hahaha XD
Posted on September 20th, 2007 at 01:56am
XD
XD
XD
Fallen From Grace, September 20th, 2007 at 03:27:36am
haha!! thats so fukin hilarious!!
*rolls on floor with laughter*
Laces For Hanging., September 20th, 2007 at 02:30:20am
ohh emm like geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thats hilarious
ROTFL
DarksideOfInsomnia, September 20th, 2007 at 02:29:18am
lmao, you can't help but smile at that one.
Jepha Howard., September 20th, 2007 at 02:28:50am
oh yes....very nice indeed
jigoku seinen, September 20th, 2007 at 02:13:26am
Awww...I looked at it and very nearly peed myself. hehe
Spidermonkey, September 20th, 2007 at 02:03:21am
I started reading and thought it was absolutely horrible... at first... and then started laughing uncontrolably *sheepish grin*
waitingforsomething, September 20th, 2007 at 02:02:22am
haha. :-)
lil-miss-gigglz, September 20th, 2007 at 01:58:57am
XD
Twilighted-Beauty, September 20th, 2007 at 01:57:28am