So my family is messed-up. You?
So, yeah. Title says it all. And I mean like seriously screwed up.
Don’t believe me? Fine.
My Aunt has real mental problems (not sarcastically), my 19 year old cousin has some mental disorder [yes, he’s “retarded” (and my other Aunt is too)], my other cousin is going into drug rehab after New Years, my 23 year old cousin is expecting her second child from a kid my uncle and father refer to as “loser boy”, their parents are expecting a divorce, and that’s just one family.
On a different note my five-year-old cousin tried to choke a toy chicken on Christmas. She giggled insanely saying things like “He’s gunna throw up.” Then her father told her “I’m going to choke you!”
So, yeah. Preeeeetty messed up.
Anyone else have a dysfunctional family? Let’s all see whose story is best.
Don’t believe me? Fine.
My Aunt has real mental problems (not sarcastically), my 19 year old cousin has some mental disorder [yes, he’s “retarded” (and my other Aunt is too)], my other cousin is going into drug rehab after New Years, my 23 year old cousin is expecting her second child from a kid my uncle and father refer to as “loser boy”, their parents are expecting a divorce, and that’s just one family.
On a different note my five-year-old cousin tried to choke a toy chicken on Christmas. She giggled insanely saying things like “He’s gunna throw up.” Then her father told her “I’m going to choke you!”
So, yeah. Preeeeetty messed up.
Anyone else have a dysfunctional family? Let’s all see whose story is best.
Posted on December 27th, 2007 at 04:57am


my sister is a lesbon at 11 but she addmitt it. my can't mind his own business and never lets you have to last word my mom always sides wiht my dad. my grandparnets are overprotective. my grandpa doesn't i love him and all but i mean he always going down to texas to see his girlfriend ((his wife died in march of last year)) my aunt and uncle cant control there kids they cry and complian everyday my other aunt uncle are the only cool family members i have left and there kids scare me and im the oldest of my cousins and my lil sis i feel old and reponsable for everything.
All Dolled Up, January 13th, 2008 at 05:47:20pm
And today, my cousin started humming this song and he wouldn't shut up. Also he was dragging himself along the floor with his arms. And grabbing on to peoples legs. And he's like 11.
Chadam, January 2nd, 2008 at 06:12:24am
Well, mine aren't nearly as bad as some I'm reading here.
My brother is the most messed up, so we'll start there.
He's ninteen. He lives at home. My mom does all his laundry. My mom signs him up for all his classes and college and pays for them all. She does some of his college homework for him. He's gotten everything he's ever wanted, so now he thinks he can do anything. If you tell him not to do something, just like real civalized, he'll do it, no matter what, just to piss you off. He asks SO many stupid questions and always brings up the topics that he knows annoy my parents the most. He's the laziest, most ungratful person in the world. He thinks he's better then anyone else alive. He has the biggest room in the house, a tree house with cable TV. Everything. He's never paid for anything in his life, I don't think. My parents seriously messed up on him. He's never moving out, I'm completely sure of this.
And I hate him. Like, seriously, I really hate him. I don't hate anyone else besides my brother, which is kind of sad.
And my parents favor him. They treat him like a baby. They've never made him do any chores. EVER. I do mine plus the one's he should have to do.
My parents yell at each other a lot. And my brother yells at them. My dad only gets drunk on the weekends, though, so that's nice.
My mom tried to commit suicide when she was younger, and my dad ran away from home a lot, but that's about it.
But really, besides that stuff, I kind of have the ideal family. I mean really. If my brother didn't exisit it would be almost perfect. So I probably shouldn't be here complaining...
Chadam, December 29th, 2007 at 10:20:26am
mine is also messed up...
My mom, dad , aunt and my uncle were drug addicts. My mom and dad are divorced since I'm a baby and I lived with her for 3 years. I never lived with my dad but he tried to take me away from my parents and grandparents lots of times. I lived with my grand parents until I was 2 years, then I went to Germany with my mom to live near my uncles. They have two daughters who are two years younger than me (they're 12). I was living with them half the time I lived thereand let's just say that a lot of sh*t happened there to me. My uncles fight a lot and i saw them doing it lots of times. My aunt is now an alcoholic I have no ideia why.
At five I came to Portugal to live with my grandparents. My grandmother used to have baad temper and slap me and things like that, but she passed away 2 years ago with cancer (R.I.P). My mom had a boyfriend for a couple of years but he had thing on his brain. A trombosis I think. Now he can't talk, use the right side of his body or work. My mom is in jail for a month or so because something I don't know about.
My grandfather is still working, kinda depressed and with some health problems.
And this are the problems I know in the closest part of the family.
So yeah, pretty f*cked up.
The_lucky_stars, December 27th, 2007 at 09:58:12am
well my family is crazy too (u saw it coming arie)
my dad is abusive. its why hes not at home and now my mom has 4 kids with no job and shes never home. and now my fathers side of the family hates my moms guts
my brother is a pervert at age 9. He has a crush on some of my friends and tried to sleep with one when she slept over. And tried to look down anothers shirt.
my second aunt murdered my second cousin (her son) and now she in a mental hospital in trenton and is to go on trial in 09
my cousins still lives at their parents house although married with 2 children (with a sign of autism in one)
my older sister is harldy living cuz the computer took her away (she never talks to me unless we are doing something SHE wants to do) who also wanted to commit suicide (falsly) when she was in elementry school (now shes in high school)
eh i think thats enough
Stepha Miserie, December 27th, 2007 at 08:58:00am
Search for "Patrick Moors, the Puppet Ste" on the Auckland City Libraries website. You'll get this:
Subject Moors, Patrick.
Narcotics dealers -- New South Wales -- Biography.
Police corruption -- New South Wales.
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My father wrote his autobiography while he was on...well I don;t know what he was on. I met him like three times when I was younger, then I didn't see him for 8 years, I met him in 2004. Then he died less than a week before my bday in January 2005. It was pretty weird. I don't know enough about my father to go on about his various issues but at one or two points he was put in a mental institution in a part of Sydney called "Rozelle", and then insisted to my mother that my name would be "Rosie".
I just wrote this whole long thing about my stepdad but I think that^ will suffice really.
Sorry to hear about all your family issues,
Merry Xmas
Dance Commander., December 27th, 2007 at 05:44:34am
Meh, compared to you all, my family's nothing, but we'll start with this.
Everyone on my dad's family has some kind of like, almost incestual relationship. They all married like, their sister-in-law's brother or something, sometimes even cousins way down the line. Weird.
My dad was once borderline alcoholic, my cousin is an alcoholic, my mom's dad left my grandma for my step-grandmother who has no brains whatsoever, left her kids to raise themselves almost.
My uncle has four kids--neither of which, he's sure are his, and another one on the way to a 'crack whore girlfriend' They live in Alabama, by the way.
My other uncle, who's just five years older, is 'addicted' to Mary Jane, just barely graduated high school, has no job, and has the brains of a rock.
My Aunt, who lives down in Alabama as well, as two kids, and boyfriend/fiance who hates them, and her ex-boyfriend let her son, Zackary Seth, Drive (My little cousin) into the house with his car.
Yes. And in the midst of all that, my Grandma is losing it, had breast cancer, and my grandfather is dying, whilst my mother takes care of the both of them.
My cousin Krystale, I think she's mental, she claims to have had dyslexia, anorexia, been addicted to drugs and caffeine pills, married a guy, then cheated on him with a guy he worked with, nearly twenty years older than her.
It's all so twisted, don't you think.
I think no matter what, there's never really that picture-perfect White Picket Fence Family, don't you?
Jepha Howard., December 27th, 2007 at 05:31:45am
Oh yeah, and my grandmother gets a really bad temper and slaps me, yells at me and calls me names when she gets mad...forgot to mention that. If I try to remind her of something, she'll yell at me for asking about it again...I really think she needs a break XD
LittleSydneyScissors, December 27th, 2007 at 05:15:04am
Uh, yeah, mine's messed up, too. First of all, I don't even live with my real parents. My mother left me for her Mexican boyfriend, my father would have taken care of me but he has a bad drinking problem. I live with my grandparents, and here lately, my real mother and her boyfriend because they're poor and got kicked out of their house...my real dad calls me everyday but some of the times he's drunk and starts slurring his words. You can tell he's messed up anyway, because when we tell him something, like, don't call that late, he'll do it anyway. He's a nice guy, his brain is just soiled from his bad problem...
My grandfather is always b*tching, and acts like he has a major bipolar disorder which I think he does. My cousin died in a car crash. Her father moved to frikken Canada and left us all in the dust, and it was because of HIM that we even moved to this God forsaken place. My other uncle hates my mother because of what she did to me. That same uncle, Brett, left his first born child, Tori, with his ex wife, and he never lets her go over his house for anything--she's been over at least...like, once? And her stepfather is an ass, he hit her across the head fo not turning the radio off. And hit her across the head AGAIN because she got pissed and knocked the radio down on the floor. We're all mourning my dead cousin, Kayla, like I said. Life is hell...
But yeah, you asked, you got it, lol.
LittleSydneyScissors, December 27th, 2007 at 05:12:09am
You want f*cked up family stories?
Let's see.
My mom and dad divorced when I was five and my dad claims my mom kicked him out when really he left me and my three siblings, one of which is from my moms first husband and one of which my dad denies is his, alone with my grandma who is really super christian and reads me the bible over the phone when I talk about gay guys. Against court orders, my family moved to manitoulin island and spent another two years in court with my dad and now my brother john moved in with my dad and claims that my mom and step dad are liars; my step dad has diabetes and yells at me all the time yet I still think I like him mor ethen my real dad, who is manipulative and called the childrens aid on his twice. My older sister and brother moved out leaving me alone with a mom who's a nurse and works all the time, and my very loud, obnoxious but somewhat cool step dad, and battling itout with my dad, who uses mind games on me and guilt trips me with things like "I know you dont really care, but..."
My uncle rick and chris who are my moms brothers believe my dad and my poppa is insane, having just come from the mental institution because he believes a witch cast a spell on him to cheat on his wife about, oh, fifty years ago. MY aunt sheila tries to make me watch subliminal messaging videos, and is insane, must take pills. She's not even technically related. My uncle ron is a douche bag who thinks that I'm a bad influence on my cousin julia, who got felt up behind a store while her mom, aunt sheila, left her to get sexually abused in the middle of a mall. My aunt lori wanted attention so much she acted all crazy (had fake siezures, etc, ) and put herself in a mental institution, later claiming she only acted crazy because she was writing a book (Never released? Yeah.) Then she had two kids, and is apparently okay now, even though she still believes my poppa made her dance naked on a table for all his friends. Yeah. She's insane.
My mom's step dad beat and starvedf her and her brothers when they were younger and murdered her mother and younger sister. There's mor to that but that's kind of personal and I don't think she would want me putting it all over the internet.
MY brother had physical retardations (he had no upper body strength at all, he would just kind of flop back) until he was around six, and the doctors thought he never would but he finally did develop them.
That's just for starters, butI think it's good for now.
It's pretty f*cked up.
Khrist, December 27th, 2007 at 05:09:42am