Hijacking Hannah Montana
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Police arrested and charged a teenager Tuesday night at Nashville International Airport. Investigators said he planned to hijack a commercial airliner. The 16-year-old boarded a plane in California bound for Nashville. Airport police said he smuggled handcuffs and other dangerous items on board. A tip led guards to arrest a teenage runaway from a Los Angeles flight. Investigators said he somehow smuggled handcuffs, rope and tape onto the plane. He also had a copy of the flight plan and schedules.
Investigators said he planned to hijack the plane and order the pilots to divert the course from Nashville to Lafayette, La. The teenager wanted to crash the airliner into a Hannah Montana concert. (ONTD)
The best part? He got the date of the concert wrong.
Big ambitions kids have got these days. But I think there are safer ways to evacuate a concert. For example:
1. Releasing a flock of well-fed seagulls onto an open-air arena
2. Sneak into the performers dressing room, steal their clothes and replace oversized jeans, wallet chains, baseball caps and other things that would make the audience go, "Uh, so since when did I sign up for this Fred Durst show?"
3. Pirate the PA system with the soothing sounds of... Kenny G. They'll sleep faster than Dorothy in a field of poppies.
4. Play the movie "Teeth" (omg yes, this is really a movie) on the monitors.
Disclaimer: I wrote NONE of this.
Police arrested and charged a teenager Tuesday night at Nashville International Airport. Investigators said he planned to hijack a commercial airliner. The 16-year-old boarded a plane in California bound for Nashville. Airport police said he smuggled handcuffs and other dangerous items on board. A tip led guards to arrest a teenage runaway from a Los Angeles flight. Investigators said he somehow smuggled handcuffs, rope and tape onto the plane. He also had a copy of the flight plan and schedules.
Investigators said he planned to hijack the plane and order the pilots to divert the course from Nashville to Lafayette, La. The teenager wanted to crash the airliner into a Hannah Montana concert. (ONTD)
The best part? He got the date of the concert wrong.
Big ambitions kids have got these days. But I think there are safer ways to evacuate a concert. For example:
1. Releasing a flock of well-fed seagulls onto an open-air arena
2. Sneak into the performers dressing room, steal their clothes and replace oversized jeans, wallet chains, baseball caps and other things that would make the audience go, "Uh, so since when did I sign up for this Fred Durst show?"
3. Pirate the PA system with the soothing sounds of... Kenny G. They'll sleep faster than Dorothy in a field of poppies.
4. Play the movie "Teeth" (omg yes, this is really a movie) on the monitors.
Disclaimer: I wrote NONE of this.
Posted on January 26th, 2008 at 12:15am
i love that killing hannah montana!!!!!! wooooo! but killing everybody else, bad. *sprays with spray bottle* BAD BOY!!!!!!!! grrrrrr!!!!!!
Scottie, April 11th, 2008 at 07:51:31pm
yep makes me wonder what the hell would of happened.........
Marr Sixx, February 11th, 2008 at 01:06:57am
Just to clarify the idea was to kill Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus because I got a message asking if he wanted to go to her concert so he tried to hijack the plane to get to it. No, he wanted to hit the stadium/arena Miley/Hannah's conert was in with the plane and kill her (and kill most everyone there as well).
Rebel_Junkie, January 27th, 2008 at 10:57:15am
o.o
Wow.
That's really sad D:
OMG! Toaster, January 26th, 2008 at 03:55:50am
LOL!
I'm just wow...... hahah. Find it funny.
(Not a HM fan, here.)
But that was pretty r-tarded of the kid to have tried that.
To want to kill a whole bunch of people because of one show?
Someone's been living up their ass. :x
blitzkriegBOOM, January 26th, 2008 at 02:17:47am
imagine if his plan was successful....
frayed ends, January 26th, 2008 at 02:00:40am
Oh my wow. People can be such retards now days.
-shakes head in shame-
hold on tight, January 26th, 2008 at 12:58:41am
Wow... that's f*cking scary. And just for one concert?
Bad Luck., January 26th, 2008 at 12:25:26am
oh god.
i love that kid now.
somebody get me his autograph.
Malignancy., January 26th, 2008 at 12:24:19am