Cringe Worthy Stories
So I was at Guard practice today, and our captain told us a little story.
You see, she went to this pro guard thing this weekend, and met some crazy people.
One girl had a very...interesting story to tell.
Apparently, she was doing a toss with her rifle, and was supposed to catch it between her legs.
It was really dark.
Yeah, she lost her virginity to a rifle.
I don't know about you, but I know for a fact that getting hit with a rifle hurts, but I think this one tops them all.
This just proves that Guard is a dangerous sport.
What have I gotten myself into?
You see, she went to this pro guard thing this weekend, and met some crazy people.
One girl had a very...interesting story to tell.
Apparently, she was doing a toss with her rifle, and was supposed to catch it between her legs.
It was really dark.
Yeah, she lost her virginity to a rifle.
I don't know about you, but I know for a fact that getting hit with a rifle hurts, but I think this one tops them all.
This just proves that Guard is a dangerous sport.
What have I gotten myself into?
Posted on February 26th, 2008 at 03:09am
It could be made up, or over exaggerated lol. funny/scary story though.
YouRockMyWorld, February 26th, 2008 at 03:33:22am
I want to lol, but I don't know if that woudl be appropriat... O_o
Another Alias, February 26th, 2008 at 03:31:14am
Guys are always b*tching about how it hurts to get hit in the balls, but they don't have to worry about thier virginity being taken by a rifle.
Life is just not fair.
Roshambo., February 26th, 2008 at 03:30:55am
Ahh! O.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCARY! Good luck and don't lose your virginity to a rifle!
Tennie
Staples., February 26th, 2008 at 03:28:40am
O_O
Yikes..
Lee-Ev, February 26th, 2008 at 03:24:33am