Almost Hit In the No-No Place

Rifles are dangerous.

Very dangerous.

Today I got hit in more places then I can count with my rifle.

My knee.

My boob.

My face (ouchie!).

My wrists.

(I tend to catch the rifle more with my wrists then my actual hands).

And then, something quite weird happened.

I almost lost my virginity to a rifle.

I never thought that it would happen to me, or that it would even come close to hitting me… coughtherecough.

But it did.

Right on my thigh.

Right by my no-no place.

Yeah, weird day.

I just hope that next time the rifle doesn't succeed in taking my virginity.

I have a feeling that having that happen would be very, very painful.