Isn't it funny...?

I was gonna make this a poem, but I decided not to...you know, since it didn't quite work, plus I have too many side comments that I wanted to add....Haha. I took it out of the poem format, just so you knows. (if anyone actually reads this: i doubt it though)

These are things I find funny in the world:
How Tarzan doesn't have a mustache or beard yet? How girls can talk bad about someone (friends included), then next time they see that person, they're all nicey nice? (trust me, I've witnessed this)... How the U.S. CIA trained Osama Bin Laden in the 80's? (and then he uses the same stuff he was taught to bomb the twin towers).. How the U.S. helped Saddam Hussein kill other people from the Middle East? How America helped Iraqi's kill Iranians? How 4 Canadians were killed by Americans caused by "friendly fire"? (how is fire friendly?)... How 10 days after the "Columbine High School Massacre" incident, the NRA held a pro-gun rally? (speaker was Charlton Heston...10 fricken days...) How our society thinks girls who way no more than a pencil lead are "pretty"? (i mean "thin-as-a-rail-anorexic-skinny)... How we're against genocide, but people are being killed because they're Iraqi or Iranian? (wtf is with that?)....How we base the theory of global warning on a few centuries worth of data? (hello, it could be a cycle...in the arctic, there are fossilized remains of tropical trees...in the fricken ARCTIC!)....How only the Tarzan one is funny?

It's true. Most of the stuff I got about Americans is from the (awesome) movie, Bowling for Columbine. So, please don't think I hate Americans, I don't. It's just, I think these things are "funny" (as in odd/strange, etc), and I couldn't find anything like that on Canadians....Otherwise I'd put that in too....

Comments? Additional info?