Learn your ABCs the Avenged Sevenfold way! Learn your family the alphabet the right way. No longer is learning boring. Spice it up Avenged Sevenfold style!
A: aperture, alcohol
B: booze, boobs, blow, Brian
C: cunt, cocksucker, cream
D: dick, duct tape
E: ejaculation
F: fuck
G: g-spot, gagballs
H: horsecock
I: inside
J: jerkoff, Johnny, Jimmy
K: kiss, kneel
L: lick, loud, load, luscious
M: moobs, Matt
N: nipples, nookie
O: open wide
P: popsicle, phloem
Q: quietly, quickie
R: Raunchy
S: suck, screw, scream
T: tits, tatas
U: underwear
V: vajayjay
W: wank, wench
X: xylem
Y: yell
Z: Zexy, Zacky
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