www.irrelevance.com, Absurdism, a Parrot and General Hilarity.

Tonight was the first night of the school drama production 'www.irrelevance.com'. I played paris hilton, an invisible person, the customer from the parrot sketch and a singer.

In the parrot sketch scene, I fucked up majorly, it was highly hilarious.
First, I walked onstage
me: EXCUUUSE ME I WISH TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!
me:....OH SHIT! I FORGOT MY PARROT! *retrieves cage from side of stage* I CAN'T DO THIS WITHOUT THAT! *hold for audience laughter*

later

Shopkeep: No, no! he's STUNNED!

Me: ....*blank expression*.......well, it seems we are in a right kerfuffle.

Shopkeep: why?

Me: I seem to have forgotten my lines.

Shopkeep: ....

Me: I ASSURE YOU THAT THIS PARROT IS DEAD!

It was hugely hilarious. It got more laughs than the original script would have.

I also demonstrated one of my famous tantrums in my paris scene. I did the toddler closed-mouth-scream. Go me. I love drama productions.

Oh, and I also played Riff Raff quite briefly. We sang the There's a Light Song from rocky horror, and I sung riff raff's part. It was ever so much fun.

=]

xo.porcelain