Quoets..

Ryro:Sorry your call did not get through. please hang up and try again later. beep beep beep.
Two plus you and a muffin for you!
Maple syrup works better than you!
Fersirius it does
Maple syrup is a rare elephant species know for its good sense of fashion
Fish like to call you teddy the master.
Yes i do dream of geanie why do you ask?
If you think im nuts how do your think mr peanuts feels! Poor mr peanuts...

Ryro:lullaby and goodnight sleep tight my little brey bear! dont be scared now dont be scared! have a chicky chicken wing! YUM!

Me: did you know there is a Jersey Mike's in South Caralina
Newman: No. Wtf thats messed up
Me: i know.
Newman: Their Jersy wanna be's
Me: yeah...every counrty wishes they were Jersey
Newman: you mean state...?
Me: NO!! COUNTRY'S
*both crack up*

Ryro:mr peanut i love you! oh mr peanut your the nuttiest! MR PEANUT OH DO THE PEANUT DANCE! MR PEANUT YOUR SO TASTY AND AMAZINGLY GOOD! SPREAD YOU ON SANDWICH YUM YUM YUM!!!!

Me: Boo!
Ryro: AHHHH!!! -runs around frantically and then runs into wall and knocks self out.
Me: Nice
Ryro: -lays motionless on ground
Me: WAKE UP RYRO!!!
Ryro: -still lays motionless-
Me: -jumps on ryro- WAKE UP!!!
Ryro: -still lays motionless-
Me: -gets newman to help- WAKE UP!!
Ryro: -still lays motionless-
Me: RYRO I GOT A COOKIE!!!
Ryro: -still lays motionless and mumbels micah-
Me: RYRO MICAH HAS THE COOKIE!!!
Ryro: -sniff sniff- MICAH! -rund around rantically-
Me: no more running into walls
Ryro: -runs into wall-
Me :RYRO!!
Ryro- falls and hits head on table-
Me: -gets micah to give cpr
Ryro:Lawl i don't need cpr brey my head is bledding but if you insist
Me: lol

Me: i need a merical to happen to me
Kate: yeahh you do
Me: thanks..
Kate: what
Me: you're suppose to say no you don't and act like everythings Peachy
Kate: sorry.
Me: lol
Kate: okay, lets do this over
Me: lol
Me: i need a merical
Kate: no you dont
Me: lol

Me: Moutain Dew lowers your sperm count!!! *Drinks moutain dew*
Newman: *on the phone with bf Chris* Hey Chris don't drink Moutain Dew.
Chris: Ok...
Newman: Do you know why?
Chris: Yeah i knew since like...4th grade.
Me: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!!!! YOU DIDN'T HAVE HORMONS THEN!!!!
Newman:Yeah...
Me: i drink to much moutain dew...i have no sperm left.
Newman:...Brey is there something you didn't tell me.
Me: Yes! I'm really a guy!
Newman: Did something happen in the 5 minutes from when we were in the dressing room?
Me: Ah...but see i never took off my tangtop OR my pants...YOU DON'T KNOW WHATS DOWN GOING ON!!! *CRACKS UP* I JUST SAID THAT BACKWARD....YOU DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON DOWN THERE.
(May I mind you that this was after i had shoved like 7 things of smarty's into my mouth...and almost chocked on them from the laughter...and to think of how tomorrow {10/9/08} will turn out when I'm with more than Newman.)

Koders: OMG BREY WHAT HAPPENED!?!?!?!
Me: What? Oh...it a burse...
Kate: OMG HE HIT YOU!!! BAD NICK!!!
Me: Hahaha yeah cause Nick Jonas would totally do this...
Kate: What happened?
Me: I hit my shoulde on the phosted in the bath tube. See I got the cut under it too...
Koder: THATS IT NICK'S GETTING IT....

Koders: Say hi to little nick for me. (talking bout my sisters fish)
Me: ok...he said bubble bubble bubble.
Koders: MY BUBBLES!!
Me: (quoting Finding Nemo) MY BUBBLE!!!!
Koders: -grabbs bubbles and bubble gun and shoots you-
Me: OH NO I'M DIEING.
Koders: OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE. -calls 911-
Me: -lies dead on ground-
Koder: WAKE UP!!
Me: - still lies dead on ground-
Koders: the ambulance is here brey!! WAKE UP!!
Me: -lies dead-
Koders: THEY REVIVED YOU!!!
Me: OH NO!!!
Koders: -shoots with bubble gun-
Me: you never learn do you?
Koders: No!!!
-5 hours later-
Koders: I'ma shoot you with my bubble gun again...
Me: - hides behind nick-
Koders: -Shoots Nick.-
Me: OMG YOU JUST KILLED NICK JONAS!!!!
Koders: -shoots you-
Me: lies dead on top of Nick-
Koders: OH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE AGAIN.!! I KNOW I'LL BLAME IT ON JOE!! -calls 911-
Me: OMG!!
Koders: what?
Me: Joe is with kate...how could he kill us!!
Koders: -shakes brey and nick- HEY GUY WANT TO GET UP THE AMBULANCE IS HERE!!!
Me: -lies dead on top of dead nick-
Koder: IT WAS ALL JOSPHE ADAME JONAS'S FAULT AND HE ALEADY FLED TO CANADA!!!
Me: How can Joe kill me and Nick when he is with kate getting his grove on?
Koders:WWWWWOOOOOAAAAHHHH!!! TO MUCH INFO!!!!
(Messed up times when i'm not in Jersey...funny thing was i was right next to a hospitle the whole time.)

Ryro: You'r not in Jersey?
Me: Yes I am...
Ryro: No you arent =D
Me: Yes i am.
Ryro: No you arent =(
Me: Yes i am.
Ryro: No you arent. your in prison wiht dakota and i!
Me: No koders shoot me 3 times with a bubble gun. I'm dead.
Ryro: Oh i guess thats why shes in prison.
Me: Yeah....