Thy mother gives thy the shits.

Why is it that mothers/parents always seem to think that they know what's best for you and have a massive God complex?
When I speak in my household about issues that matter to me or say 'no' when asked about things that are private to me, such as my ENTER score, my mother is adamant that I speak in a rude, yelling voice and that I should think about how I talk to people.

Yet, when she does the exact same thing to me and I call her on it, she is being rational with constructive criticism and I am just purely blowing things out of proportion.

My ass.

Just because my views clash with hers and I am still, even though 18, immature in her eyes, nothing I ever say, think or do, will ever be good enough for her.

She still thinks my tomboy likes and fashion are a phase. Yeah, phase that has lasted the last ten years of my life.
Go figure.

She thinks she understands me, knows why I do things, how I feel. YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING PSYCHIC!

I wish I could just bash her over the head with a few Yaoi Manga books, stab her in the gut with my goth stud boot heels, throw my black nailpolish at her face and just get it over with.

Okay, maybe that was a bit morbid.

But I digress....