I made a story up about my friend Melissa and Jack Barakat on a whim. AIM CONVO

MELISSxSTARDUST: Lalalalalalalalala I'm bored
MELISSxSTARDUST: Tell me a story
sowrongitsPANDA: Umm.
MELISSxSTARDUST: About me and jack
sowrongitsPANDA: Once upon a time.
sowrongitsPANDA: There was this bitch named Melissa.
MELISSxSTARDUST: :-) lol
MELISSxSTARDUST: AYE!
MELISSxSTARDUST: I will cut thee
sowrongitsPANDA: Don't INTERRUPT!
sowrongitsPANDA: Anyway!
sowrongitsPANDA: She had long black flowy hair, UNTIL SHE CHOPPED IT ALL OFF AND DIED IT.
MELISSxSTARDUST: DONT CALLME A BITCH
sowrongitsPANDA: SHH!
MELISSxSTARDUST: :-(
sowrongitsPANDA: It was a joke!
MELISSxSTARDUST: Fine!
MELISSxSTARDUST: Lol :-) ily
sowrongitsPANDA: I'ma start over.
sowrongitsPANDA: Don't interrupt.
MELISSxSTARDUST: Lol k
sowrongitsPANDA: Once upon a time...
sowrongitsPANDA: there was this hustler named Melissa.
sowrongitsPANDA: She had long flowy black hair that all the boys drooled over.
sowrongitsPANDA: But then she chopped it all off and died it.
MELISSxSTARDUST: Yehh
sowrongitsPANDA: But then the boys didn't pay attention to her hair, they paid attention to her totally hot body.
sowrongitsPANDA: So Melissa walked along, struttin' her stuff, when she came across a banner on the window of a record store.
sowrongitsPANDA: It read "ALL TIME LOW: SO WRONG, IT'S RIGHT OUT NOW!"
sowrongitsPANDA: So Melissa walked into the store, gathered all her money that was stuck in her bra and underwear.
MELISSxSTARDUST: Lol
sowrongitsPANDA: And gave it to the cashier, handing him the CD titled "ALL TIME LOW: SO WRONG, IT'S RIGHT"
sowrongitsPANDA: Melissa jumped with joy as she ran out of the store and home to her best friend Amanda Pugh.
sowrongitsPANDA: Then.
sowrongitsPANDA: Amanda and Melissa were working their corner like they usually do on Saturday nights and two men walked up.
sowrongitsPANDA: Amanda and Melissa learned their names were Alex and Jack.
sowrongitsPANDA: Of All Time Low.
sowrongitsPANDA: Melissa screamed.
sowrongitsPANDA: Amanda screamed.
sowrongitsPANDA: Then Melissa raped Jack Barakat.
sowrongitsPANDA: And you wanna know a secret/
sowrongitsPANDA: JACK BARAKAT ENJOYED THAT NIGHT OF BLISSFUL RAPE.
MELISSxSTARDUST: Oh my
sowrongitsPANDA: The end.
MELISSxSTARDUST: Amazing.