I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Hnnn...
I watched the Tokio Hotel DVD.
Just to say, I laughed my ass off.
Especially when I heard Bill burp. For Pete Wentz's sake, I wish more rockstars could be rude like that!
I would die peacefully the day that Brendon Urie farts.
Yeh, you heard me.
I so wish that could happen.

I have a weird sense of humor.
Juvinile, just in case.
My philosophy for bodily noises is...
No matter what situation you're in, a fart will always be funny.
Isn't that true though?
If someone was making a speech at your school about STDs, and that person farted the biggest fart you've ever heard, you would be laughing your ass off.
...
Then again, a fart can always come at an unexpected time, sometimes during awkward silences.
...
I hate myself...
But
I
Cant
Stop
Laughing!