The Littlest Mibba
One day there was a young girl, the littlest Mibba on the entire site. One day she met a man, the biggest Mibba on the entire site.
They exchanged many messages and comments on profile pages before deciding that they were made for each other.
They decided to meet.
The littlest Mibba went to the arranged spot, right on time.
Her dead body was found in the McDonalds car park the next morning.
^ Alright, That was made by the awesomest NIGHMAREBEFOREELLE..
And also We (me and Elle), have 100 ways to kill a puppet named Fred, He looks like this:
A Johnny Depp Elephant!
#1- Pull out his little wooden heart and crush it with a sledge hammer.
#2- Put him in the fireplace
#3- Make him apologise to me and his ex-wife
#4- Bring land-dwelling piranhas to him as pets
#5- Strap him to a rocket going to Mars
#6- Ask him to choose between Maryanne or Maryanne’s evil twin
#7- Get a dog to bite his head off and maul his wooden body
#8- Get a radioactive alpaca to spit acid at him
#9- Put him in between Ursula and King Tritan
#10- Dress him in a tutu and make him perform in front of an audience
#11- Tell him his dream of being a member of MCR is never gonna happen
#12- Tickle him to death
#13- Ask him what 37207739366x16722886 is and give him 20 seconds to answer
#14- Force feed him a million and two marshmallows
#15- Me to swap souls with him and bore his soul to death
#16- Use a flamethrower against him
#17- Apply the proper amount of ‘Christmas Spirit’ to make him kill himself
#18- Use mind control to make him jump off a cliff
#19- Push him off a cliff
#20- Do something else involving a cliff
#21- Run him over with a pushbike
#22- Drop a UFO on him
#23- Use reverse psychology say for him not to commit suicide
#24- Make him pick between a baby ducky and a baby puppy
#25- Put him in the furnace
#26- Cover in chocolate and lock him in the room with me
#27- Cover in gravy and lock in the room with a pack of rabid wolves
#28- Throw him in a giant blender
#29- Sandpaper to death
#30- Cover in petrol then set fire to him
#31- Or just set fire to him (petrol make it quicker)
#32- Shoot him with an axe
#34- Stab him with a gun
#35- Explosions, always a good choice
#36- Push him into a vortex
#37- Take him to a woodcutter
#38- Put him in the path of a vicious lightning storm
#39- Put him in a cannon and shoot him to the sun
#40- Make him hang around my "friends"
#41- Make him hang around my friends
#42- Tell him Santa doesn't exist (but he does)
#43- Tell him the Easter Bunny doesn't exist (...he doesn't)
#44- Give him a tour of an evil haunted mansion with a hatred for puppets
#45- Make him fight to the death with a giant chicken.
#46- Axe him to death
#47- Drug him
#48- Get a pack of termites to eat him
#49- Force feed him mustard x hot sauce x OJ x spinach x elephant excretement
#50- Step on him.
#51- Stick a fish up his ass
#52- Make him drink cleaning supplies, and say its puppet power!
#53- Fill the bathtub up with hot water and tell him to get in, make him go underwater & breathe until I say stop (I won’t!)
#54- Give him a homemade tattoo with toxic silver pen
#55- Boil several gallons of water on the stove and "accidentally" spill it all over him, and watch him scream and die!
#56- Fill the bathtub up. Grab a toaster & plug it in. Get him in the bathtub and bring the toaster with you. Push down the button & enjoy his last shrieks!
#57- Use your telekinetic powers to make the house fall apart on him (Be ready for a quick Escape)
#58- Shove a Chef's knife up his butt
#59- Put his pinky, as well as any other digits that will fit (I’m sure this whole arm will fit), into an electrical socket
#60- Get his hand caught in the CD-ROM drive and attempt to cut it off with a dull pocketknife.
#61- Give him a million paper cuts and if the paper cuts don't kill him, the counting will.
#62- Get him to skinny-dip in a shark tank with his favorite rubber ducky
#63- Make him take all the pills in your medicine cabinet, along with at least one shot of every alcoholic beverage known to man and he’ll take a little nap. Don't bother waking up.
#64- Drop a lit match down his throat.
#65- Lock him in a room. After he’s eaten the carpet and peeled the paint off the walls for a snack, he'll eventually starve
#66- Crash his car into a department store window displaying a nativity scene. Merry Christmas! (Wait, that’ll kill you as well, Oh well)
#67- Make him eat three tubes of toothpaste - and I'm not talking about trial size. (Just trick him into believing its frozen milk)
#68- Push him in front of an active volcano (You’ll need a helicopter, for a quick escape)
#69- Get him run over by an ostrich
#70- Shove a TV antenna in one of his ear & out the other…
#71- Fill the bathtub with ice and cold water then drop a bucket of jellyfish on him
#72- Blow-dry his hair when he’s in the shower
#73- Stuff toilet paper down his throat until he chokes
#74- Break a mirror. Take two sharp pieces of the glass and shove them in his eyes, hard and deep.
#75- Drown him in a spoon full of water
#76- Make him piss off Homer Simpsons (I’m guessing Homer would give him a doughnut and some beer and then kill him)
#77- Hang him in a closet, with an electrical cord
#78- Tell him He’s on TV, and he’ll charge into it!
#79- Make him eat a dog with heartworms raw
#80- Make him eat baby powder
#81- Make him eat deodorant
#82- Drill a hole in his head
#83- Put him in the way of a moving subway train
#84- Get him to Swan dive into the 10-gallon fish tank. (Say he needs to save Pinocchio)
#85- Nail him to the side of a federal building.
#86- He’s made out of wood right, make him react with fire (and make C02) < sorry, I’m doing science homework
#87- Say Pinocchio Killed himself, and I’m sure he’ll want to be like his hero!
#88- Break a bottle of wine on a table, and shove it in his stomach!
#89- Tell him MCR picked another puppet as their new member! (Dies of jelousy)
#90- Anger a cannibal.
#91- Eat him
#92- Drink his blood
#93- Make him watch ‘The Grudge’ (Im guessing he will get so scared, and die of fright)
#94- Tell him ‘making love’ is officially illegal!
#95- Tickle him until he runs out of laughing energy
#96- Get him a knife, and one day he will contemplate suicide…(I think)
#97- Make him learn all the scientific word equations (I’m dying, I’m sure he will)
#98- Put him in a canon, and FIRE!
#99- Put a battery in him!
#100- Make him read all that ^
Ellen made the first 50 (1-50), and i made the next (50-100)
I HOPE YOU LIKED THEM!
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