Randomness

So today when i got home from polishing my ear i saw my dog lick my monkeys toejam.
my monkey was like "stop or ill cut your wrist"
my dog didnt so i took a knife and gave it to mr. monkey!!!!!!!!!!!
he cut my dogs head off instead!
whoooooooooooops!
who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love violent stuff!!!!!!
so i went to check on my fishy and he ws floating on the top so i poked him and he jumped out and strted to slap me!!!!!!!!!!
he was all like " dont you know its rude to poke people when the sleep!"
so he went back to sleep!
i went to get a lolipop and my mnkeys girlfrind came limping in and sooooooooo i got my

BUTCHER KNIFE AND THREW IT AT HER HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I DIDNT MISSSSSSSSSSSS

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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