The Death Speech.

So I have just started a new relationship. Things are going well. I went for a date a week ago. Went for another date this time at their house. Everything's going great- I made sure to do everything possible not to screw it up. Except I forgot one thing-

Answer my damn phone.

So it was probably 10pm and after watching 5 super long movies back to back and playing multiple games of rockband- combined with a bit of kissing in between- and shoving our faces with popcorn I deduced it would be a good time to go back home- well to my aunts.

Then I checked my phone.

The thing happened to be upstais the whole time and when I finally looked at it the first thought that crossed my mind was- "I should probably start booking my funeral plans."

I check my voice mail and got the shout out of my life. Think Howler mail things off of Harry Potter.

Yeah.

"YOU COULD BE LYING IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW THEIR LAST NAME! WHAT'S THE PHONE NUMBER!" and so on and so forth.

And I can understand why mum might get paranoid. Thins like that easily happen. People go out for a good time and get murdered.

To death.

So Let that be a lesson to all of you. Carry a gun at all times. Regardless of where you are. XD

Or leave a number where you can be reached- that's just as effective I suppose.

Adieu.