HELP PLEASE! IF YOU ARE GOOD AT MAKING PROFILE LAYOUTS (or story ones)

Okay so I know this is the second entry in one day, so shut up. But I really need help with something. See, I want a new layout, but I'm hopelessly hopeless with the CSS stuff. So it would be very much appreciated if somebody could make me one. It's really starting to annoy me about how everyone has awesome layouts and mine is lame. I do like it, but it's not original. Of course, if somebody else made it, it wouldn't be. But whatever. Please and Thank you!!! Oh and I will love you forever if you make me me kick-ass one. :)