Me and My Random Days!

Hey Im Kim but my retarded friends call me Deborah
{NO OFFENCE TO PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS I HAVE THEM MYSELF}

LISTEN TO THIS IT IS NO JOKE!!
I went to my doctor who sent me to a counsellor who said I was mentally unstable and their were four main pointers to that so I said *Yeah* and he said *well first of all you have emotional default which means that your emotions are everywhere*

I said *Well isnt that hormones or summat* and he said *No you're a very special case where as normal people have something to set it off you just happen to change feelings suddenly* I agreed to this and told him to carry on

*Well second you have depression* I said *Isnt that something to do with the emotional default?* and he said *No* again WHAT IS IT WITH THESE PEOPLE AND ARGUING WITH ME? Well anyway he carried on *I also think you may have paranoia* I had to agree with this but he carried on *Your mother has been telling me that you have been in some fights lately so I think you may have anger management issues* OH GREAT NOW IM A MAD LOONY WITH A SCEPTICAL MIND WHO WANTS TO KILL HERSELF BUT MAY BE HAPPY WHILE DOING IT

I stormed out of there and two days later we did a physcology quiz to describe me NOW LISTEN TO THIS
MINE SAID:::

I am damaged and unique
I get weighed down by relationships until they pass
My problems follow me where ever I go
I am depressed
And I am only happy in life after death and even there I have an escape route
HAHAHA!!

My form tutor thinks Im a suicidal physcopath who will stab him in a dark alley
My maths teacher is treating me like a little kid while being scared of me
My head of year walked in on an arguement between me and my maths teacher and hid in the corner of the room
My friends think I am mad suicidal and a physco
And everyone else thinks if they get too close I will kill them
ARENT I NICE EXCEPT THESE THINGS ARENT TRUE well I dont thik so anyway

My friend today called me a gemo {GOTHIC EMO} and my other one called me a daydreamer then the other called me a suicidal rocker so I said fine im a :::
Suicidal daydreaming gemo rocker
AND THEY LAUGHED!!

My friend wont let me walk over bridges ever since I said I wanted to jump off a cliff
I only said that because it feels like flying and I feel free from everything under the water

MIDGETS WILL ONE DAY RULE THE WORLD AND I WILL BE THEIR SIDEKICK!!
I have now got everyone saying that {EXCEPT FROM THE SIDEKICK PART THAT IS MY JOB!}

HEy thats my messed up life
CYA LATER FOR MAYBE A STRANGER UPDATE