Jews

THIS IS NOT TO BE MEANT IN ANY WAY AS OFFENDING, OR TARGETING, JUST A RANDOM CONVERSATION I HAD.

Jessica
jesus was a jew

Keighley
whoa,

Jessica
what?

Keighley
that's, whoa.

Jessica
mhm
are you jewish?

Keighley
definitely!

Jessica
cool so is my english teacher
You can go to meetings together!

Keighley
there's meetings that jews go to?
werddd.

Jessica
idk
i just geussed
its like AA!

Keighley
haha, "hi i'm kenny and i'm a jew..." "hi kenny"

Jessica
lol
"kenny how do you feel about being a jew?"

Keighley
"i'm a jew?!"
(denial that's one of the first steps in making progress)

Jessica
"umm didnt you just say you were ?"
rofl

Keighley
:D "......did you meet benny? he's my twin who likes to make trouble for me!"

Jessica
"Now kenny, you need to get over your fear of being a jew, Hitler is gone now he won't hurt you."

Keighley
"hitler?! where?!" (ducks under table)

Jessica
"oi, Kenny get up!"

Keighley
(shudders) "don't scare me like that!"

Jessica
"I said he wouldnt hurt you anymore!"

Keighley
"you don't know that!"

Jessica
"He's Dead!"

Keighley
"you're lying!"

Jessica
"No! I'm not! you can google it."

Keighley
"pish-posh!"

Jessica
"Nuh-Uh!"

Keighley
"well, what should i care anyway? it's not like i'm a jew or anything."

Jessica
"Kenny listen to me..."
"YOUR A JEW GOD DAMNIT!"

Keighley
"read my lips....No-I'm-Not!"

Jessica
"Listen do you believe in Yahweh Kenny?"

Keighley
"yaoi? isn't that like gay japenese comics?"

Jessica
"no yahweh is the god jews believe in"

Keighley
"omg my god, god is gay!"