The Fail Of Spring Break '09

SB 09 by Dem Cum Boyz [DCB]
well... actually, Lenny put this one together all on his own.
i don't condone some of his... word choice...
but it's a good song, and definitely describes Spring Break '09 in Plainwell, Michigan.

All my motherfucking friends have gone away
I'm so bored so xbox i play
I feel like a cat, call me a stray
Oughta be happy when your friend's in a fray
In panama city where they stay
I'm in plainwell am i gay?
Friends on the beach there's fucking plenty of hoes
Sit here, dick's so cold... is it froze?
No it's just numb
Jacked off fifteen times today
So bored i even watched a musical called hairspray
My bf Mitch Marshall left me behind
New friends he got so I guess he reassigned
I met Brooke at Dean's trying to play ball
Brendon Steffy pushed me down
To the concrete I fall
[Ain't that a bitch?]

Mitch, Ray and Kyon getting plenty of ass
I'm sitting here like a faggot, call me Lance Bass
I'm swimming in a river filled with PCB's
Gotta hope I don't get a disease
My homies unleash their dragons like the chinese
90 degree weather fucking in the palm trees

Did some yard work and found a job
While the bitch ate your dick like corn on the cob
I bet that shit feels good
I bet that shit feels great
Watching Degrassi wondering if I'm straight

My homies in the club sippin that goose
I'm in the living room drinking grape juice
They stayed out a night and they saw some boobs
Went to bed at nine and did a Rubix Cube
They put on their suits and they went for a swim
I put on a coat and give the lawn a trim
It's really cold in Plainwell
44 degrees
Times that by two
And you're in the palm trees

Yeah it fucking sucks
And i'm about to blow my head off with a gun yeah
Give me the axe and I'll chop away
My fucking head now is in disarray
I'm DK'ing in my front lawn
Now i'm dead
And my friends are gone
Shoot me with a gun

Thanks for the memories spring break '09
I'll never forget you
My senior year, gone.
Because of you.

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