A Scary/Funny Conversation on AIM

I was talking to my friend on AIM when she suddenly started typing random stuff to me... It was really weird but also funny! I hope you enjoy, because it scared the crap out of me... Also we changed our names for safety. I am Matt(I'm a girl by the way) and she is Justine

Justine: LIKE A BOSS!
Justine:: MICRO MANAGE LIKE A BOSS!
Justine : HIT ON DEBRA! LIKE A BOSS!
Matt: ?
Matt : ?
Justine: GET REJECTED!
Justine: CALL A SEX LINE! LIKE A BOSS!
Matt : ?
Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Justine: BUY A GUN LIKE A BOSS
Matt: I DON'T WANT TO
Justine: IN MY MOUTH LIKE A BOSS!
Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\
Justine: AWW MAN I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT!
Matt: YOU'RE SCARING ME
Justine: SUCK UR OWN DICK! LIKE A BOSS!
Matt: ...
Matt: I DON'T HAVE ONE!
Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Matt: (Justine) WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
Justine : IM THE BOSS
Matt: ???????
Matt: WHAT AM I?
Matt : JESTER?
Matt : JOKER?
Matt : KING?
Matt : QUEEN?
Matt: NOBLE?
Justine: LIKE A BOSS
Matt: I WANT TO BE A JOKER
Justine : MY OWN BATHROOM !
Justine : LIKE A BOSS
Justine: SEND SOME FAXES! LIKE A BOSS
Matt: ew i don't wanna go to your bathroom
Justine: CRY DEEPLY LIKE A BOSS!
Matt: ?
Matt: EMO
Justine: puke on debra's desk!
Justine: like a boss!
Matt: WHOS DEBRA?
Justine: chop ur balls off1
Matt: OW
Justine : bomb the russions!
Justine: like a boss!
Matt: THAT WOULD HURT IF I HAD ANY
Matt: THE RUSSIANS ARE COOL THOUGH
Justine: LIKE A BOSS!
Matt: I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE MY BOSS
Matt: DX
Matt: YOU'RE SCARING ME
Matt: MOMMY
Matt: DX
Justine: LIKE A BOSS!
Matt : NO MORE BOSS
Matt: DX
Matt: PLEASE NO MORE
Matt: TTATT
Justine: LIKE A BOSS!
Justine: SUCK UR DICK! LIKE A BOSS!
Matt: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Matt: I DON'T WANT TO
Matt: TT^TT
Matt: I WANT MY MOMMY
Matt: DX
Matt: TTATT
Justine: CHOP UR BALLS OFF! LIKE A BOSS!
Matt: THAT WOULD HURT IF I HAD ANY!
Matt: PLEASE JUST STOP
Justine: haha
Justine: that's frum a song
Matt: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU LISTEN TO!??!?!

Yeah we need therapy... BUT I HOPE YOU AT LEAST YOU ENJOYED IT! XD