I'm In the Woods (parody of I'm on a Boat by Looney Island)

I'm In The Woods

Oh shit, get your tents ready
We about to go camp
Everybody stake the fucking tent
So it'll stay the fuck down
We got this, lets go

I'm in the woods (I'm in the woods)
I'm in the woods (I'm in the woods)
Take a look at me cause I'm walkin' through the woods
I'm in the woods (I'm in the woods)
I'm in the woods (I'm in the woods)
Take a good hard look cause I'm walking through the woods

I'm in the woods motherfucker
Take a look at me
I'm pitchin' tents
And gonna go climb a tree
I'm busting strait caps
Wind whipin' at my hood
You can't stop me motherfucker
Cause I'm in the woods

I'm on a campin' trip (trip)
I'm in the woods bitch (bitch)
Drinkin' whiskey from a bottle
And smokin' cigs (cigs)
I got my big dog
And my port-o-potty
I'm cookin' spam chunks
You at home bein' snotty

I'm on my 4-wheeler
Doin' jumps and shit
Goin' muddin'
Gettin' dirty, sweaty, and wet
But this ain't boy scouts
This as real as it gets
I'm in the woods motherfucker
Don't you ever forget

I'm in the woods and
I'm huntin' deer and
I make my kids
Run all my errands
I'm the king of the woods
In the trees like Tarzann
My wifes over there
cookin' or somethin'

GET THE FUCK UP
THESE BEARS ARE REAL

Fuck spears I got guns motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck charmin I got leaves motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm in the woods with my klan motherfucker (hey)
All the birds make noise motherfucker

Hey ma' if you could see me now (see me now)
Your baby boy is makin' you proud(makin' you proud)
I'm glad I got this tent put up somehow (up somehow)
Thanks to weed, anything is possible!!!!!

yeah

Never thought I'd be in the woods
Avoidin' Smokey the Bear like I should (n't)
FIRE
RUN AWAY (ohhhhhh shit)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a forrest fires comin' my way
Believe Smokey when he says
Only you can prevent forrest fires, bitch!

I'm in the woods
I'm in the woods

S s s smokey yeah yeah yeah