Don't be like Pete Wentz.

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Yes children you don't want to be like Peater Wintz. And by me spelling his name like that I just committed a Wentz. You see you're being a Wentz when you spell something wrong, or use something out of context or hell, EVEN IF YOU USE THE INCORRECT GRAMMAR! Because kiddies, Pete Wentz can't spell. The guy completely fails at life but he has a smokin' hot wife and a cute little baby. We all weren't born full of whatever it that's in him that allows him to be just about the coolest loser alive.

Back on topic whenever someone makes a mistake just point out nicely. Try, "Dude you just made a Pete" or "Don't go all Went on me." Because that's totally the way to go unless you enjoy going around being a Wentzer. Not many people are going to understand this because they just aren't epic enough but to those of you that do :arms: x's 1000.
June 24th, 2009 at 07:23am