Rant o9 : WHY IS EVERYONE DYING !?

WHY THE HELL IS EVERYONE DYING !?

That chick from Charlie's Angels , Michael Jackson , the oxyclean guy, friends grandma, Ed macMan

GOD, WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE ?!

But it's all good, cause I think I know what's causing all of these deaths :

Death

The actual demon .

See, the author Darren Shan has a series out called the Demonata and their's a lot of shit goin on by in the climax of the whole entire series, they find out that this mass demon darkness named Death will devour the whole univers and end the act of death and people dying so a group of magical people have to destroy it and these three kids have a special ability in them called the Kah-Gash that idk can beat it, but i'm only on the 8 book , the latest one.

SO, i think we should join with the Disciples ( name of the group of the magic people ) and destroy some folk. But we're useless so we're fucked. Naturally

We need to get it before it gets us !~

And if you haven't read the Demonata series before, it's alright ; they cost like $18 a book so i don't blame you ; im just a die hard fan. Look it up in the library if ya interested.

100 TIMES BETTER THAT DUMBASS TWILIGHT !!!